MAFS UK 2: Eminem, Clownboy, sisters, and incoming shit lids - No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ)

[murasaki]

Right, bring on the new batch.

Cmon Alfie, use the word wanker. Say it like it is

Alfie is giving me the vibes of the Rupert Everett character in My Best Friend's Wedding. He is very sharp and astute, even if he knows he's hurting Polly's feelings.

Then they live together and have weekly dinner parties

No, you aren't wrong.

Then they move in together , have various tasks to do, and meet once a week with the others for a dinner party bitch fest and then have to decide to stay or leave in a commitment ceremony where the ixperts attempt to sort them out but are weak. Repeat ad nauseum for about 10 weeks.

So far the friends have been better potential grooms than the actual grooms that we have had.

Popping in to say shitlid reminds me of dusty bin...

Shitlid's friend was nicer about Polly than he has ever been.

‘I’ve always put looks first’ Sh for Shallow

Has Polly got a tit tat?

Or is that a tit for tat?

He's giving Peter Kay Phoenix Nights vibe.

I’m a little behind it tonight so not read all the thread. The redhead is very lovely. What a shame she’s been placed with a man who looks like Peter Kaye with a pudding basin. Quite a niche look.
Barbie’s family look like Bo Selector characters. They look like they are wearing masks?’

I was thinking exactly that. A melted Peter Kay.

Nine months

🤣

I like the hope that Polly has, but we know and they know that if one person isn’t feeling the attraction it never, ever works out.

9 months celibate 😁😁😁

14 years and going here. Take that!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I feel for Polly. It's quite obvious he not onto her. I mean surely if a guy likes his new wife, he'd be affectionate? Daddy's princess is going to be a total pain, with the award being the chance to sleep in the marital bed. Poor guy looks to big for the sofa!

Right

How long before Turbo Barbie breaks her "celibacy "

A week?

There was one Aussie one where the bride made him sleep under the windowsill.

to be fair he reacted to her celibacy very well - respectful

I think she will be this year's Peggy and will never break her promise to her father so as not to disappoint him.

Then they move in to an apartment together, fall out umpteen times, go to dinner parties where they all fall out with all the other couples, storming out, tears, then sessions on the couch with the "experts", who usually tell them they need to "communicate". All the couples become experts in everyone else's relationship despite not being able to see the massive red flags in their own.
They decide week by week if they are going to stay or leave (spoiler: they usually stay, cos tv exposure and all that...)
They do the whole insta/ z list shit after the show, then sadly announced their split 8 months later

There was a couple last series, the guy was Jorge. Think she stayed celibate nearly the whole show, if not longer.

Oh, it was that Tasmanian psycho nurse. Scary she was.