MAFS UK 2: Eminem, Clownboy, sisters, and incoming shit lids - No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ)

[murasaki]

Right, bring on the new batch.

Ooooh Alfie🪓

oh I love this thread!

Alfie is sharp!

Shitlid definitely watches himself 'pounding' in the mirror

Everyone needs a friend like Alfie

Alfie should be an ixpert.

Ringing my gaydar 🤣

Oh to have the confidence of a mediocre man...

"She doesn’t have sex outside of a relationship apparently."

Does this need a label? Celibate sounds so dramatic.

😂

Shitlid digging a deeper and deeper hole there.

And there goes my dinner.

I didn't say I wanted to shag him 😂so😂so he can be as gay as they come. Just married to me 😁

How this guy can sit there and say he goes for women who “look unreal”, when he has cut his hair using a bowl and has teeth that could light the way through a dark forest.

Yeah, shes just not had any one night stands

She's very traditional you know

Exactly

He's a human bell end

Oh it's just such a depressing watch tonight.
I can't keep up with the comments.
Alfie is lovely, a very good friend there

Teeth that could light the way through a dark forest 😂

"celibacy, the state of being unmarried and, therefore, sexually abstinent, usually in association with the role of a religious official or devotee."

So, now she's married that doesn't apply right 😂

To be fair, he too looks unreal. In a nightmarish way.

😂😂

So being new to MAFS they have the ceremony then honeymoon- what next ?

Polly is about to lose a boob or two. That's a very badly fitted dress.

What bothered me was the title, Ross's wedding. Surely it should be Ross' wedding, or is that wrong?

Dinner party then commitment ceremony.