MAFS UK 2: Eminem, Clownboy, sisters, and incoming shit lids - No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ)

[murasaki]

Right, bring on the new batch.

Is that it until Monday now 😭

I’m celibate between sex sessions too. I’m celibate at the moment. Perhaps even until tomorrow.

Celibate the right word for not sleeping with randoms between relationships.

Celibacy is a big word and I don't think she uses it in the right context.

Yes, sadly so. Or as DP puts it 'thank fuck for that '

Does it really have to be your entire personality though? Because other than being celibate, we are yet to learn anything about Botox Barbie.

I would die if I had to marry either of those two, tbh.

Yes, precious Peggy was the woman withholding her womanly prize. I may be old fashioned, but I thought sex within marriage was accepted in all cultures and religions.

Yup, it's cruel to not show it on a Friday night when it's not a school-night 😁

I bet he knows all their names and nicknames.

No offence to Jason Manford, who I'm sure is a lovely man, but Shitlid reminds me more of him! (But uglier, obviously!)

It was lovely for Ross that she was able and prepared to use some sign language - you could tell it really meant a great deal to him. I like them as a couple and hope they have some fun for however long they’re together.

Glad I found a thread, I’m late to the party and just watched first episode! There a right bunch 🤪

Only because I insist on telling him. If he's going to tell me about cars and boring shit, right back at him. He does dip in and out, but spent the two weeks from when the trailer came on moaning about it's existence. Ahwell, relationships are give and take, right?

Were you matched by iexperts😉

Can catch up on My Mum Your Dad, where the pp looking for love are a bit more normal!

Only if a mutual friend is that, and I would say.....no. she has more sense than they do.

I do want it to work out for Ross and Barbs.

I quite like the vibe off him so far. I think steroid mum and Ming will be quite welcoming to him if he treats Barbie right.

The old ways are often the best 😘

I've never watched the mafs uk it's official thing before. Says emma is on it, so I'll give that alook tomorrow.

He looks like an absolute fucking potato 🥔

Yebbut Peggy couldn't trust that he would keep her in the manner to which she was accustomed. Also, the squats.

🤣🤣

Wow, 8 years old, what a grasp she has of the English language. Wonderful! Obviously a good reader. In my humble opinion, I think she’s quite advanced for her age.

I now need to have the back story to this

An 8 year old on MAFS? Erm.