MAFS UK 2: Eminem, Clownboy, sisters, and incoming shit lids - No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ)

[murasaki]

Right, bring on the new batch.

Alfie hasnt held back

Listen to Alfie!

Rich needs new plugs bless him.

Yes

we all need a friend like Alfie

Inside and out.

He keeps sniffing too…

She keeps saying she's traditional

What does that mean?

No, not just you. Shit hair or no shit hair. Just ugly.

Stop going on about your celibacy!!!

Surely Ross cannot think he was getting his end away tonight?

Telling the best man she's celibate

Tell the husband

Why does the friend have to tell Ross that Sasha is celibate? Why is it his place, not hers?

So is Ross a wannabe rapist and this is why his friend has to ‘warn him’ ?

🤣

I'm confused - is she a virgin or just doesn't have sex outside of relationships?

Ha he had to have that spelled out to him!😂

I want to marry Alfie. He is amazing.

Me too

The look of genuine consternation at the celibacy news is so utterly depressing.

Ross doesn't know what celibate means
Yeah, the word and the activity.

Celibate makes her sound like a nun! Has she signed something in blood?
(Speaking as someone who has been celibate for 4 days now...)

Doesn't have sex outside of a relationship. Which I guess these days is very unusual.

She doesn’t have sex outside of a relationship apparently.

Oh shut up shit lid

How is Shitlid anyone's perfect, the over ambitious git.