MAFS UK 2: Eminem, Clownboy, sisters, and incoming shit lids - No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ)

[murasaki]

Right, bring on the new batch.

She doesn't fancy him

Sacha trying bits of BSL is adorable .

Did she say she had 2 kids or 2 cats???

I think she was just laying the grounds for him sleeping on the sofa.

Don't ask him what he asked for! You are in for some disappointment.

She said she had two kids….and then said those two kids were actually cats…..

So smug about the haircut 😂😂

Oh dear. Shitlid is not doing well here.

Cats. And they're the only 🐱 Ross is getting near to for a while.

I just noticed your bubbly personality...wanker....

Why is Polly bigging up this twat?
Raise your standards, woman!

Stop going on about celibacy and sleeping on the sofa fgs!

They look like siblings

😂😂😂

Oh Polly. Get your contacts in.

Didn’t she say she was saving herself for marriage?

Well you’re married now bab, get to it! 😂

Alfie is soooo switched on

Oh Polly, so deluded.

Rich has a floppy shit lid...do you think shit lid cuts it?

Is he coked up? He's not quite with it

Go Alfie.

Rich= Jordan from last year.

“What’s that? What was I expecting? Gisele Bundchen, to be honest. No, I’m no Tom Brady, far from it, but I do have model expectations.”

Tell her Alfie! Someone needs to.

Is it just me or is Adam just plain ugly?