Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS: What the blazes is wrong with Moira?

[JaneJeffer]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥fire away 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

They'll be taking him up to the farm next and heating up the branding iron.

John can you come and look at my knees, they're giving me gip?

It's like mates rates

I've got a horrible feeling Kim and Will will end up back together

Did Kerry say Will paid her?

It's absolute shite this week. Just as well there's no double episode tomorrow.

Yes to make it look like they'd spent night together

Yep, paid her just to spend the night - no sex involved. Someone up thread guessed correctly.

My eyes are rolling into my head 😂

Big secret my arse

I wonder if Kim did the same with that posh bloke...

Then her and Will will realise they love each other after all...

I assumed the big secret is what Billy has been up to.

It's so boring though. It's not like it's some big love story that everyone is invested in

I know.
Don't know why I watch it!
Then I follow it with Coronation Street, that's no better

🤣 DS1 has put the darts on now so I get a break from complaining about soaps

Just caught up with tonight’s episode. I wish I hadn’t bothered. Another load of bullshit. They’ve fairly got their money’s worth from hero John since he arrived. The scriptwriters have watched too many old cowboy movies. All that was missing was sheriff Swirling tying up his horse outside the Woolpack.

🤣

Paramedic John, yet another medical professional that behaves unprofessionally by carrying out surgical procedures in dodgy situations. The whole practice needs shutting down.

The darts is infinitely more interesting than this pile of poop.

Thank goodness we're spared another hour of it tomorrow.

Caught up the past few days worth. I wanted Swirling to be driving past while Tom harassed Belle.

Not sure what was worse acting, Toms skulking around or Matty sitting on sofa in overalls and putting his non-muddy boots up on the table, FFS you work on a farm at least pretend your covered in cow shit & straw! 💩

I would absolutely love it if it's Carl that brings Tom down. Carl's presence on screen has increased and he's proving to be a decent little actor. Tom thinks he's so clever so would completely underestimate a kid.

I had a feeling that, when Tom bought the present back for Carl, that he was hiding something under his jumper. i may be wrong but was hoping it was the smashed up tablet.

Whoever finally brings him down, I wish they'd get a bloody move on. The way he says, "Come on Belle" really infuriates me - hopeless imo.

No I think he had some kind of electronic game in his hand it was smaller than a tablet and he just didn’t want Tom to take it.

Oh maybe Carl downloaded stuff from the tablet onto his phone

I thought it was Tom's missing phone ?

I am sure he was asking if Carl had seen his phone ?