Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS: What the blazes is wrong with Moira?

[JaneJeffer]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥fire away 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

No @bizzey Kim has done nothing wrong. Apart from making Will look like a numpty.

I'm disappointed in Kim acting all surprised that Will wouldn't sign over the assets or that he'd seek Calab's assistance. Old Kim would've been smarter said nothing and hired a hitman.
Will seems to have totally forgotten about the body in the woods she helped him out with.

Gail needs to book in at Specsavers swooning over Kim's advisor guy. I assume Gail and Ryan's talk of moving in together will be to Belle/Tom's now empty cottage, although is Ryan alone in Marlon's HMO? Which house are Jai & Archie living in now?

I feel I could do with a map of the village, today's suprise was Dawn was hanging out the washing and discovering the garden backs on to the scrap yard.

Yes, I didn’t know that either. I knew Holdgate was next to the Dingles but I didn’t know about the garden. Did Jai and Archie move into Dale View? That one always seems to be changing owners

For those asking about locations - you can 'walk' around the village on Google Street View:

https://tinyurl.com/3zzkybsc

What does Ryan do for a living? Perhaps I've missed something.
Also it may just be me but Laurel and the permanently stressed looking vicar are spending a lot of time together and yes I know it's about the village events planning but does anyone else see a teeny tiny spark there?

Hmmmmm 🤔

Ryan was meant to be some tech expert as far as I was aware. I really can't stand Gail - she serves no purpose so I've started zooming through her scenes.
The Kim and Will saga is very boring as is everything that Caleb seems to get involved with. I wish Kim had spent her money on some t shirts that actually fit Will instead of expensive watches.

There's hardly an episode goes by that has anything enjoyable in it.

Do I remember a kiss ( or almost a kiss ) between them ? Got a vague memory of some kind of drama crisis where they were sat quite close and that happening , at least 1-2 years ago .. hope I didn't dream that .. 🤨

I think it was Nicola he had a kiss/almost kiss with 🤔?

The big storm ?
In the bus shelter that collapsed or something?

But yes...it is looking like Laurel is heading back to vicar land !

Will certainly isn't decent 🤬

Oh FFS Amy! Don't tell Amelia that, she'll report it straight away to Tom and he'll get in first 🤬🤬🤬

FFS!!

Oh no, hour long episode tomorrow 😬

Where did Will come from in the first place? I can’t remember how he came to marry Kim either.
Producers used to do a big “ have a disaster , kill off pointless characters “ episode.
I nominate Will, Victoria ( who has nice hair but is really annoying) Amelia and Tom.

@Allthehorsesintheworld Will was stalking Spoon Face on his release from prison as revenge for getting him banged up (she was an undercover police officer back in the day). They ended up back in love until Spoon Face cheated on him with Malone. Will then ended up with Kim, married Kim on the day of the storm which killed Spoon Face. Vile to Kim on their wedding day, accused her of killing Spoon Face, said he loved Spoon Face. Then Kim made the huge mistake of forgiving him for his vile behaviour. Biggest mistake she's ever made.

@PrincessScarlett thanks, I’d forgotten entirely about Harriet & Will, another couple that didn’t go together at all.
And Liam just offering John a job, which would mean him having ID checks, qualifications checked , but then they didn’t check out Wendy’s very thoroughly. She seems to have disappeared, along with Paddy.

Do you think Amelia's reaction, at the end of last nights episode, appeared like she might be feeling weary of Tom? She looked edgy

Don't mention the Non Nurse @Allthehorsesintheworld as she'll miraculously appear back on the screen 😂

But yes, Liam offering John a job when he's essentially a stranger living in a van is just ridiculous. Although they've had a killer nurse, killer receptionist and an unqualified nurse so their recruitment skills are woefully inadequate long before John rocked up.

It's ridiculous because there's no way there would a surgery in a tiny village like Emmerdale, let alone with two GP's!
You would have to traipse to Hotten-That-Nobodys-Seen at least (and have to wait two weeks for an appointment to boot)

Amelia is up to something

I’ve been away on hols what have I missed 🤔….

I am really struggling to watch this. I hate Amelia so much right now.

Will he threaten her not to go to the police?

Oh no not this again!! I’ve missed last 2 weeks and hoped this would be over 😒

Poor Belle. I hope Cain gets there soon