TOWIE S 34 - wed 11pm ish - ITV BE - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS

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Yah. My fab trashy tv show is back

Starts tonight Wednesday

I may not manage to stay up for it so might watch tomorrow

S34

E1

All head to Cyprus for some summer sun

I did enjoy. Easy watching but the usual stuff

Dan was unfaithful again. What a surprise

Ans jo and Harry struggling

Best way in towie is don't show your relationship

Hence why George has never been on with Chloe

E2

Amy confronts Joe about Harry

Am I the only one watching towie now

Years ago used to be lots of us

I didn't know it was back. I'll defo watch tomorrow.

Thanks @Blondeshavemorefun 💐

Yah @KatherineStandish get to chat to someone 😄

The 2 Chloe's ( not sure if thats their names 🤔)seem more and more surplus to requirements without Amber.

@lingmerth I agree and as both have bf but not in the series they don't really have much drama

I'm not sure I see Diags as a family guy now. Going to be a lot for his gf and her little boy to move miles from their home to live with him. He just seems so juvenile. He did something the other week,cant quite remember but I was like oh no!

I think Dan is in love with Ella and surprised by his emotions.
Who else. Oh junaid, he is just a liability. Honestly, trying to chat up his friends fella?

Yes the last series ended up with him saying move in with me and here's a key

New series it wasn't an actual door key to his

And wary to move from Bristol I think she lives to Essex

Taking her son away from his dad

Plus moving away from her family etx

He Sent a stupid text to Elma once Jodie and him were back together after the kiss which they broke up after

He seems very young and immature

Looks like e3 is on tonight

Maybe it's wed and sun

Tut tut junaid. Can't fancy your gay best friends bf

Chloe Meadows needs to be contrite and apologetic. She meant a slight to Dan and Ella was caught in the crossfire for her spiteful comment. She was implying Ella was slag.

Just switched off because Amber Turners chomping was disgusting. I was hoping we'd seen the last of her.

I feel a bit sorry for Junaid. However, fiends bf or exs are off limits. Jordan was a bit full on. The whole table coming for Joe was a bit much too.

Why are Harry's needs so much of concern for the rest of the cast. very slow news day.

Junaid shouldn't have said he fancies jo

Considering he didn't even like him when Harry and jo got together

Amber is having the best sex in dubai

Amy's house is lovely - twins must be around 16/18mths now

Harry has his own room there bless him

As usual the mums start starting in it again

All look blonde young and beautiful

And as usual the one who jumps camps and stirs slightly is single

That was a set up with junaid coming over to their house

E5 tonight

Diags needs to spend more time with bear

Poor kids being called that

Obv junaid and Joe won't last forever

And junaid loses Harry his friend

But now he has gay Freddie

Get the feeling that Diags and Dan can't stand Freddy. The looks and comments when he was sitting at their table with his grandma.
Think Junaid and what's his name are behaving really badly. Who needs enemies.....

E6 tonight
Barry is heartbroken and turns to his mum karen for support over jo and junaid relationship

As I said it won't last for long

Who is Barry? I need to pay more attention to it as I used to really enjoy Towie but these days it isn't gripping me so much.

Ffs. Harry. Bloody iphone

Gay Harry whose best friend went after his bf

How did I miss this started a month ago?? 🙈

Lots of catching up to do!!

Of course Dan cheated, and I'm really routing for him and Ella, I really think they could go the distance.

Harry and Joe, well sorry but all gay relationships start at a 1000 miles per hour then crash especially with Harry! Not sure why they can't just go at a regular pace and be less dramatic!

Diags, what a twat, i really hope jodie doesn't up sticks and move her child to be closer to this knob! Diags really needs to realise that he's not good looking enough to play these games!!

@Tagyoureit you do need to catch up

Saffron is such a shit stirrer

She loves the gossip. Esp between Harry and junaid

I felt for poor Harry

What he said was right

Joe was forbidden fruit as his best friend he should have never gone there

Tho Joe also wrong

But junaid shouldn't have reacted on his impulse of love

So they have shagged as well

Lesst Ella told him he was wrong

And Amy made her feelings very clear

Sammy is the new blood. Who will he kiss or shag

Fully up to update!!

I feel like a few brain cells have died this weekend after listening to them all speak!

I'm really questioning why I watch this! 🙈

Ha ha @Tagyoureit Well done !!!

E7 is tonight

Courtney raises money for the charities who have helped her family - think she had a sister who is sn

Amy and billy enjoy a rare date night

Sure they have many. They have 4 doting grandparents local

I've watched today's already. But cringe!