TOWIE S 34 - wed 11pm ish - ITV BE - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Yah. My fab trashy tv show is back

Starts tonight Wednesday

I may not manage to stay up for it so might watch tomorrow

S34

E1

All head to Cyprus for some summer sun

Oh. How ?

Is it on itv x ?

As have 3 things tonight at 9 so May watch one early

Possibly Joan as that's on itv x

Yes on itv x, I rarely get the tv to myself so I watch everything on catch up.

Ah. Didn't know it was on there

But saw this am

Sad about her nephew - likely to die by the time he's 5 🥲

Wonder how much money was raised

Obv things are fixed with the Amy's date and bumping into them

They still don't see that they did anything wrong

But it won't last

There is new boy again sammy

Guess sammy and Dan kinda look alike 😂😂

Jordon hasn't been ttc for that long. Yes it's hard month after month. I know that. But it hasn't been years

E8 tonight

Camping !!!!

And junaid goes for brunch with dani and says he's fallen for Joe but thinks he doesn't feel the same ......

What a surprise not !!

Did junaid just spray perfume in a cafe??

Freddie needs not be a 3rd wheel all the time and calm the fuck down! I could not put up with him!

Joe talking to Lauren was quite honest and I can see his point.

The name girl band is really grating on me! You're grown women!

Dani cannot get with Sammy!! Yuck! He's Roman's friend!

Watching the rest later!!

I don't think diags is ready for a relationship with jodie and her child, he talks about it but I can't see him growing up enough to take on a child.

I find Freddie quite irritating, he's moaning at Jordan over nothing, nobody likes junaid right now so why bother about Jordan not starting an argument at some festival?

Joe seems to be setting the groundwork for dumping junaid....

Just found last weeks on planner. Not sure how I missed it last week

So we have 2 barbers /hairdressers in towie

Yes the girl band is a bit boring now - but their name stays

Clamping. Freddie is too gay and annoying

I said the other week that sammy would get it on with someone

New blood lol

Dani's had a few romances with the towie lot

Still waiting for junaid and Joe to split

E9

Camping trip comes to a close

Diagz has doubts about Jodie moving to essex

Freddie is soooooooo gay. His voice

Junaid will get dumped give it 6w or 6mths

So Dan and Ella and just friends with benifits

Not gf/bf

But she would like that

Even tho been together as a couple for months 😂

Amy's pink room. Seriously

Not sure is polly is funny or a little madam

E10 tonight

Freddie and Jake go on a double date with Dan and Ella

Junaid asks Joe to be exclusive

I still say it won't last long

Think Harry and Joe were a year

Is diags trying to morph in to dan even more these days? Both sat there wearing the same outfit, same hairstyles? Get a life diags!

Was chloe M having a dig at amber calling her a fair weather friend? Oooo handbags!

Didn't really like Courtney's nephew being trotted out for show, didn't sit right with me.

That stupid one and the boy from Kent grate on me, they just come across as so thick.

Apparently Ella and dan have broken up in real life and she's dating someone else.

Oh really @Tagyoureit

They did seem happy and more real /together then when she was with pirate pete

Doesn't Courtney look like her mum

I know, I was kinda routing for them but dan is doing his normal crap with his stupid commitment fear.

And Ella has to warn him again

E11 tonight

Roman has a party and Dan and Ella don't want to celebrate

Thought I updated this

Not sure why Courtney thought she wouldn't be a carrier as one of parents have it So makes sense all 3 sisters would

Tho guess it is a 50/50

Tho least she will know and rare that she would meet someone and they have

But guess it's like cf - both parents have to be a carrier for the child to have a 1/4 chance of getting it

I do feel for Harry bless him

Thought e12 would be on tonight but guess s34 has finished

Oh just seen the end

I said they wouldn't last !!

From going from exclusive to dumped

I need to catch up on the last two weeks. 😩

Because Courtney is so thick she pushes a pull door!

2 of 3 Sims Sisters are back with no mention of chloe??

I don't like Dani, the whole 'I can get with who I want' spiel was just rude!

She has no respect for Roman.

Well we all knew joe and junaid would never last!