Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

Love!

His eyes burned when he saw the Smurf

She’s no Penny Mordon is she

Needs more Oblex

Is the flag really upside down? That's a bit crap isn't it?

You try finding a wild robot horse in France these days, poor bloke hasn't slept for weeks. Roaming the alps with a can of WD40.

Ah, it wasn't that bad really! 😍

He was worth waiting for !

OH sloped off to the kitchen cos I actually shouted omg,who is he, he's gorgeous.

The thirst 🤣🤣🤣

Where’s Ezio?

I think they must have had a competition to find the best umbrella holder. My arm would have been going numb, and she hasn't wobbled once!

Le ride

I love a French accent.

This part of the ceremony feels reassuring. It’s a nice break from the acid trip vibe hallucinating Papa Smurf and flaming pianos.

I bet he smells amazing

We had Seb Coe didn't we? He was OK.

😂

Tony is almost forgiven for this epic shitshow. Almost. If he'd like to come round and apologise in person I'd be open to that.

Who is this beautiful man?

That'll be the cocaine

Tony looks like a man whose umbrella never goes inside out in a storm

I just snorted at that!

Umbrella I- can't-feel-my-arm-any-more woman is definitely glancing at his bum repeatedly

And we love you Tony

What a conk!