Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

Tony should be without his umbrella. A wet sexy French man would massively improve the evening so far

Who is this man?

We can fight to hold his umbrella , Ella Ella
Where they been hiding him?

How do you say in French - “would you like me to hold your umbrella. I can help you get it up. I’m getting rather wet here”?

Ooohhh, he's very lovely and french, bonus points.

This man is so handsome! And love that this ceremony was meant to be a fuck you to the Far Right! I love it even more ❤️

Did we get Asterix at all? I missed the first half hour or so.

Indeed.

Yeah yeah Tony now take your top off

😂😂😂😍😍

Umbrella lady is looking cross now. Her arm must be burning.

I think it's fair to say a lot of us here would too

No, I think the Smurf was as close as we're going to get.

Tony Estanguet, President of the Paris organising committee

why don’t any of our committee heads look like this ?

Why are his eyes bloodshot?

I bet he talks about himself in the 3rd person in bed. He seems the type.

Taps aff!!!

Tony organised the entire thing

He has a degree in French!

Tony is an ex Olympic canoeist.

Voudrais-tu que je tienne ton parapluie en France. Je peux t'aider à le relever. Je suis plutôt mouillé ici

He is gorgeous
Worth the wait eh and now speaking English ..

I sense that Andrew is phoning it in to a large degree now

He'd take you on a boating holiday on the Norfolk Broads and then to a sixth form fashion show.