Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

I bet Tony could help with that!

They need to bring madame la guillotine out of retirement for whoever thought this lengthy relay was a bonne idee.

My only labour was 45 hours over three days and was a walk in the park by comparison! I hope there is tea and toast for all at the end of it! 😂😂

I reckon I could go for a wee and come back and this will still be going

Now they are down to 5 steps and then change!

They were going to ask for directions when they got lost, but there wasn't anyone around to ask.

Any chance there's a French roller-skating champion who could move this along a little bit?

Oi, so am I, 76 that is, and I could give them a run for their money too, I walk round Waitrose faster.

Someone please get them a taxi

I'm flying out there to fit a GPS to that thing. It'll still be enough route to wherever by the time I get there

Dear God

PMSL

It's a balloon cauldron

If I have to start another thread I’m done.

You have 10 pages France.

Like the poor lady that needed a wee earlier. Bit was trying to cling on to the end..... I bet that's ended badly.

I have and it will

Actually they might be headed back to the water?

Must have a good smirk on at the very least 😆

will they just throw the torch in it?

Please noooooo

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ELDER ABUSE

Nooooooo!!

The torchbearer we deserve. He earned it.