Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

Born? They haven’t been conceived.

Oh my GOD, just end! A few fireworks, light up the Eiffel Tower, pay Daft Punk enough wedge to perform. No need for all this shite.

They’re going to jog as slowly as slowly as possible up the Champs Elysees then back across to Trocadero aren’t they! It should take about 2 hours at this speed.

This Olympiad marks 100 years since the real Chariots of Fire

Whoever had Louvre in the sweepstake, you're out

This is actually OK because it;s given me some time to reheat some cold chips from the takeaway earlier.

It raining and they're wearing prosthetics

So are

Their trainers are horrible, like cloven hoof shoes

You are kidding me.

😂 Danny Boyle must be pissing himself right now.

Have they forgotten where they are taking it?

😂

😂😂😂

I’m surprised it’s allowed tbh, I thought all the sports had to be in the host country but then again, I’m not into sport lol

Oui oui!

Santa.

I've developed a DVT I've sat so long on the sofa.

Bloody bizzarre.

No one there!

I thought I heard Chariots of Fire.

but I didn’t.

Don't think the souvenir DVD is going to sell well...

🤣

Get on with it 🔥

At least the socks are gen z fashion

Ah - this would not have happened if you lived in France, my British chum... 🧑‍🎨