Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

Oh hurry up, I'm desperate for my bed but I can't stop watching. It's riveting, for perhaps not the best reasons. Why don't the BBC know what's going on?

Eternity is about right

BORING…..

The surfing is in Tahiti this year

Surfers are there!

Eternite.

Oh yes.

A few miles in the pissing rain now. Such fun! 😂

So the climax is running through an empty street?

That sounds like a new Olympic event

That’s where the surfing is.

Sweet Jesus. There isn't enough wine. Actually, tell a lie - there is enough wine but my liver will explode before I drink it all.

They're making the most of every chance to show off Paris sights. It's like a giant Tourism Paris advert.
(shame about the rain)

And I think her face speaks for most of the global audience.

not watched any of it, but this thread makes me feel I have not missed anything-bloody hilarious!

Look at that rain. Theyll be soaked through to their pants 😣

Trotting round slowly

JUST GET ON WITH IT, for the love of the wee man

If we have to watch Celine ride down the river in a boat for fifteen minutes, I'm giving up.

Eternite indeed...

The surfing is in Tahiti? I did not know that, how come?

DH here has fallen asleep on the sofa

LOL no people they've all gone home

You'd think fecking athletes could move a bit faster.

The square is deserted.

How is that 'bringing that to the people'?

They wish! Gorgeous weather over there!