Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

Hi fiveing nobody

This. There is no event that cannot have the piss taken out of it.

Losing the will to live...

😂

I think they’d all been playing that game where you hold onto the broomstick and whirl round.

They really are just going round and round in circles aren't they?

I'm old enough to think 'the needle's stuck' on the 'music' during the boating epic.

Jesus, another 15 or so to get the flame there?

Where are all the spectators? Stuck on trains?

24 athletes! I think we've only had 6.

I need more wine.

Just saying.. I have a friend whose job in the days before the queens funeral was to sit in a car and time exactly how long it would take to get from every hotel/starting point/embassy so timings for travel were known down to the second. They needed a person with a stopwatch to time the boats….

I hauled my unwell ass outta bed for this drivel!! Hurry up and finish so I can crawl back upstairs!

I like this bit. I love how happy Amelie looks.

DH has given up and gone to bed.

Woman in a tabard

<cough>

Anyhoo…what’s everybody having for tea tomorrow? ( drums fingers )

Why did Andrew say some further away like Tahiti?

Are we there yet?

This is interminable, my God.

Not even the people there care anymore

Amelie milking her big moment.

I think we could all probably safely go to bed and resume watching in the morning...

Eva Longoria's ex!

24 FFS where are they taking it? Tahiti?