Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

Why isn’t a French sportsperson carrying the torch? Rafa is Spanish.

Dancing guy looks like he’s escaped from a wedding. Why is he on his own?

The Eiffel tower looks spectacular though.

Is the cauldron in front of the Hôtel de Ville because the Olympics is for the whole city not just the stadium?

This is Legs & Co level dancing

What is the narrative here?

How is this the grand finale?

I thought it was Caitlin Jenner at first sight but no it's not her

Anti climaxxx

Some sort of security threat at the ET maybe? "Erm, just keep driving the boat and singing the same thing until we think of where to put it"

We haven't got to the fire bit in this meme yet. But that's the eventual overall vision for tonight.

Looks like you are right.
Certainly Paris being given a wide birth.

A couple up and two unknowns making large loops.

Fallon from Dynasty wants a word.

Couldn’t they have got him some backing dancers? Even the Masked Singer gives them more panache than this!

@llamajohn I thought the athletes were there, at the ET?

So much time on this dude dancing 🙈

There’s lots of false climaxes

Oh. I really thought it was Gloria Estefan.

What’s going oooonnnnnnnn???????!!!!!????!?

What is going on? This is the epitome of cringe tv

Just seen beret woman is Nadia Comaneci! Also <checks notes> not French.

Unless the mystery cauldron is amazing they’ve cocked this up massively. Everyone expecting the ET to be lit up and we’ve got a random man dancing in a brown suit and people on (yet another) boat trip.

Budget cuts (clearly no one would volunteer)

Preferred Hot Gossamer

Wad the silver lady nadia comaneci? Finnish commentstors mentioned her.