Steffi Graf would be an inspired choice 
Been out and so just catching up now on results. Very pleased Cock still doesn't have a title, as we shortly head in to June. Perhaps he should drop down to Challengers. Or bugger off completely.
But what the hell was that scoreline?
I hope the bottle is still not being blamed! Or is there now some new mystery ailment, meaning he 'lost' the match, rather than being 'beaten' by Machac 