Masterchef #3

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Carry on here chuffians!

Reporting for duty. Jonty is sporting an interesting jacket there. I can't decide if it's hardware store or a fast food outlet.

Me three

The skips out the back of Bon Marché is the usual consensus.

Evening all. I actually remember 2 of them which is more than I thought.

Hilarious absent father joke from Gregggg

Evening.

Is that the fire eater back?

They're not even doing the same rounds as the regular contestants.

Only one n in Ballotine JON!

'Ballonteen'…….Banging with jerk??

Banging With Jerk.

Gregg's new programme on the TripleXXX adult channel.

@EsmaCannonball Would not be surprised.

That’s it! Couldn’t remember if he was a drag, a juggler or fire eater.
Marys gone blond!

Oh God. Bring on the celeryack.

Not even sure why these people are here 😳😳

Pork cheek

Is that Gregggg’s Marvel name?

All I Want from Mary is a Little Bit of Style.

The classic Chuck Berry hit. I think the 'Mary' is a drug reference.

Panna cotta - again

Jon looks as if he's stepped off the set of Murder She Wrote. Debonair and urbane in LA!

Jonty working in some hardware store uniform

Ooh I remember the kitchen sponge!

Farouk was a bit of a knob,no?

Oh, not just an ordinary fire-eater. He does it while pretending to be a pig.

🤢

It’s screaming Zara Man