Yeah the Apprentice is back tonight!

[ViolentBunny]

Let the nutfest begin!

(Yeah I know i'm early but I just couldn't help it)

LOL

How exactly does someone's ar*e promote the environment?

PPPPMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLL

lol

loving the three witches of eastwick!

the girls really are pathetic aren't they?

ha margaret is on my wavelength

twas a nice arse though

jennifer is pretty though!

NO it wasn't a nice arse.....not enough definition!

Why didn't he sign on to mumsnet pendants' corner

Ooooh, I'm loving the effort Michael is making over the apostrophe! Yes, absolutely ridiculous, but something I would get bothered by! And something not enough card makers take care of.

Why does Alex just wonder around in that bloody awful mac looking moody and miserable?!?!

listen that is the first bare arse i have seen in a long time, alan sugar's arse would look good to me! did you like my use of' there!

he is a twunt that kevin

Bye bye Kevin..

This week is such an idiotfest. What a bunch of *unts.

Can't believe he spent 3.5 hrs phoning national newspapers and the british library to find out a basic rule of punctuation. morons!

oh dear!!!

So Singles Day is not a bad idea, but the timing is not right. And these are business brains...

I hope this is not being set up like last week and we see a "better" team overtaken at the last moment by the one who looked doomed to failure.

tesco thinks there twats! raef could pose for a muppet card!

oh sophia you forgot to put national singles' day

I like the idea of Singles Day but not the day before Valentines Day..!

LOL