The Apprentice Thread Two - Get Shucked

[ArticSaviour]

Title says it all

I did wonder if it was going to be a double firing with Virdi

Oh man - the turd obsession from 2022 is being recalled on 'You're Fired'.

Oh excellent, shitty cereal with even shittier characters - can't wait for next week!

Verdi should have gone imo

Can't believe he's directing the video in next weeks task too

That was great 😆😆😆

I don’t think they filmed Onyeka in the car? Unless I missed that bit.
She looked really upset in the board room

Poor Onyeka, she just froze during the presentation didn't she. As a retired lecturer, I think people under estimate the pressure of facing a room of people.

WHY HAVE THEY DONE THAT?!! I'd have put him in the morph suit and made him do totally ridiculous stuff...like even more ridic than the preview...

lol the Karen Millen one yes ! In yellow or was it orange was blinded

Tray lol Trey was v good ! Bought the pitch back brilliantly he should have sang Earth song and done a Mike drop too …booom bitches

Not really enjoying the characters ahem contestants on this years apprentice, they seem like clones of various seasons.

😂

I wonder where Flo's hot pink patterned shirt is from. I've tried to look for it online but can't figure out what the pattern is.....anyone know?

I'm surprised more don't freeze or stumble or have a shaky voice or hands. But then you don't go on this unless you have a distorted sense of self confidence.

"With regret" used to actually mean something. Now he says it everytime he fires one of them.

I'm picking Virdi must have a great business plan to still be in this.

Did he really say he didn't know who Spielberg and Scorsese are???

I was feeling sorry for Noor being overlooked, but after seeing her ZX Spectrum game logo this task, I'm beginning to see why.

I couldn't watch. It was horrendous - the sheer horror i felt for her.

l've done presentations to the large crowds of the public and the utter fear of imagining it happen to me.

Karren was impressed with Rachel - even the while group! Has that happened before?

Just caught up.

OMG both logos and videos were hideous. So was the orange car, but Paul pulled it back from doom with the flag thingy.

I think both the sub-teams were terrible. Paul , Tre and Rachel were impressive ( though Rachel looks very sad all the time).

Why on earth do they use words that they can't spell or understand?

I couldn't believe not one of them spotted the spelling mistake. Being able to spell seems to be a dying art.

You're right, @Romeiswheretheheartis .
I find it annoying.

The misspelling was absolutely shocking. Idiots.

Noor needs to go. She is fairly useless and with zero people skills. And Virdi.

My prediction for final five: Flo, Rachel, Tre, Paul and possibly Tim Curry lookalike ( what is his name?)

though Rachel looks very sad all the time).

She just has one of those permanently sad type faces. I worked with someone who looked like Rachel. Even when she announced her engagement, her face looked worried.

I think we can add another behind the scenes rule to the list: they are required to wear fancy dress on some tasks. I can't imagine even this lot would really think it's a good idea to try to negotiate multi-million £ deals while dressed in a stupid costume!

I shouldn't really have said that because I hate when women are asked to smile. I take it back. Anyway, she was very calm and collected.

I really like Rachel from what I’ve seen of her. My final 5 prediction is Rachel, Paul, Sam, Tre, Raj.

@Lentilweaver Thanks for taking that back 🙂