Save The Date - MAFS Australia to start! (UK pace - No Spoilers)

[JellyBeanFactory]

New series starts on E4 on 26 February.

From DigitalSpy:

"The brand new season of MAFS Aus will arrive on the UK platform on Monday, February 26 at 7.30pm (followed by a new MAFS UK reunion at 9.30pm) – so set that date in your diaries"

That's my evenings for March and April sorted!!

Thread ready for our thoughts.

(If you have started watching by other means, please NO SPOILERS!)

Also, why are they even giving the Mr Bean cousin the airtime? Annoying little twat.

I'm so disappointed with Collins. Natalie is absolutely lovely. Is it really fair to throw in someone who's never had a girlfriend?

I'm surprised the Experts didn't recognise how emotionally immature Collins is - or maybe they did and I've missed that? Throwing him into the deep end, with someone so out there and quirky, was bound to cause problems. Or do they think her high energy ways (which she does need to calm a bit for herself as much as her evasive groom) will encourage him to open up more?

Having said that, although it upset Natalie(?) it was the right thing for him to have told her it would be a slow burn for him - though I think she was humiliated by the fact they slept in completely separate apartments after their wedding.

As for gym boy - Urgghh! 🌹

He just constantly looks terrified.

I need a spoilers allowed thread as I'm quite far in and really need to vent 🤣 🤐

I think someone started a Spoilers thread @AlwaysGinPlease

Ooh I couldn't find one but I will have another look, thank you 😊

Collins reminds me on the poor soul who went on a certain Tv programme and got the vapours after seeing five bare hoohas winking at him.

This may be it:

Got the VPN set to Oz, Married at First Sight Australia is back! www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/4997179-got-the-vpn-set-to-oz-married-at-first-sight-australia-is-back

I've not looked as I don't want to know (well I do but I don't....!!)

@JellyBeanFactory thank you! 🥳

Am I the only one who doesn't understand why the (intelligent and beautiful) women are all losing it at how "hot" they think Jack is??

It baffles me. He has nasty squinty eyes, a weird foundation tidemark an inch below his hairline, a shitty man bun and the personality of an Aldi Andrew Tate.

Ooh baby take me now. NOT.

Excellent description. He is repellent.

I agree. Piggy, squinty eyes actually.

I created one a couple of weeks back.

You can find it here:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5016768-mafsaus-spoiler-edition

?When were the women all going crazy over Jack?
Was that in a trailer or did I miss an ep?
Mon to Thursday only, or am i wrong ?

@Italiangreyhound

Yes I get Jack and Jayden confused. I have to remember Jack is the red one! Both have small mean eyes.

@murasaki

It baffles me. He has nasty squinty eyes, a weird foundation tidemark an inch below his hairline, a shitty man bun and the personality of an Aldi Andrew Tate.

Well observed!

Im not understanding it either, his trousers are so tight and so short that in itself is off putting.

I have a thing about nice defined strong legs but as soon as I see them in a pair of “squeezers” I’m totally put off.

He is an average looking man with a below average barnet ( and I actually like a man bun🙈) so I’m not entirely sure why his “wife” was hyping him up so much, or any sane woman with eyes!

Deathraystare Jayden does seem very nice, where as Jack not so much...

Jayden's bun also an annoys me, but it seems at the moment to be attached to what on first pass seems to be a nice enough man, so it's OK at the moment. Opinions may change....

Jayden has amazing bone structure and cheekbones, the right haircut would really show that off.

As happens on this show, the women are stunning and the men are all meh.

Except the gay guy whose name I can't remember!

Agree, he has an interesting face and could do better in the barnet department.

I agree. Such awful, awful hair. And personally I'm not attracted to pumped up gym going men, fake tan on men, tattoos, long hair and facial hair. And he's a complete tosser. He couldn't be less attractive to me 😂😂

Jayden seems like a sweetie, but I find him equally unattractive!

Am loving Lucinda 💖

I find Collins and Natalie really hard to watch 🫣