The Apprentice 2024 - surely they can't all be twats this time?

[ArticSaviour]

Anyone else waiting excitedly for this year's bunch of arseholes?

I don't think she can swim

Why are they not allowed to just nip to Tesco for a few bottles of wine?

Excuse my ignorance how do you spell onyekka? Thought it was onyetta till just now.

Nearest Tesco is probably about 100 miles away

If they’re in the proper Highlands there may not be a convenient supermarket? Although I’m sure they could find a bottle of whisky from somewhere

Karren looks amazing

Also no decent 25% off 6 bottles with a club card in Scotland I don't think

Six stone wet through Margaret from accounts is going to need it....

Peat

That’s fair for this task. I wasn’t sure where they were. It seems to be something that would save money on loads of tasks on past seasons though so I presume it’s against the rules for some reason. I just don’t really understand why.

We are not allowed that in case we go mad in Scotland 🫣

He went from a “world class DJ” to a “part time DJ” very quickly…

This geography field trip needs the cannon guy

Tim has an excellent WTF expression

Can’t believe one of the activities is paddling in a river

Oh he was great

Bush tour 🤣🤣

Oh yes had forgotten The cannon guy! bless him!!

Yes!!

If I ever have to take part in something like this i will shoot myself.

You should be able to hire him as part of the package

"I'm not silly man"

Oh yes you are

Why is the food so expensive when they have to cook it themselves? I understand this is a nonsense programme

Subtitles are spelling it as “Onyeka”

I want a refund. Now.