The Apprentice 2024 - surely they can't all be twats this time?

[ArticSaviour]

Anyone else waiting excitedly for this year's bunch of arseholes?

The food seems so expensive for what it is

Oh here we goòooooo. 17 minutes and I've already sent half of them home.

£60 for toad in the hole?!

You need alcohol in Scotland surely.

I've had to leave the room. DP is going to call me back just for the boardroom scene at the end. The stuff in the rest of the show is just embarrassing dross.

Water on arrival woop woop

Welcome drink is a bottle of water? Gtf

Hi everyone! Here we are again!!

I suppose after paying all that for food, they'll be cooking it themselves as usual.

God I am LOVING this!

Welcome drink is a bottle of water 😂

I thought that! Fucking hell

Bet it’s not even flavoured water!

should at least be Irn-Bru

I wonder what terrible things the people going on the corporate awaydays have done to deserve this? Got to be retaliation for something

The look in my face if anyone ever says that to me!

Oh I love a good celidh but you do need some alcohol to loosen up a bit

I wouldn't argue with him

£70 for country dancing 🤣🤣

Surely pie company guys should walk this task??

Oh my God. They are going to teach caber tossing themselves. Surely someone will die?

I’d hope there was gin or vodka in it, at least 🤣

I hope they've got good insurance

I'd want some hunk in a kilt teaching me not some lass in a yellow jersey from fruit of the loom

Bloody big sticks if they fall backwards on yer bonce!

“A welcome drink is not water”
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