Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Telly addicts

The Apprentice 2024 - surely they can't all be twats this time?

988 replies

ArticSaviour · 01/02/2024 20:46

Anyone else waiting excitedly for this year's bunch of arseholes?

OP posts:
Thread gallery
7
Allchangename354 · 15/02/2024 22:31

Acatdance · 15/02/2024 22:27

He was so crap in that task I actually wonder if it was pre-arranged. "Look, either we kick you out citing your anti Semitic Twitter account; or you co-operate, make a mess of the task and at least leave with some honour [at the moment of firing]'.

Actually from the previous weeks I think he probably was that crap

Bringtheweatherwithyou · 15/02/2024 22:31

Acatdance · 15/02/2024 22:27

He was so crap in that task I actually wonder if it was pre-arranged. "Look, either we kick you out citing your anti Semitic Twitter account; or you co-operate, make a mess of the task and at least leave with some honour [at the moment of firing]'.

When they are doing interviews, they find old internet posts from ten years ago. They follow up their supposed achievements and expose them for what they are (not).
Yet when choosing applicants for the show, they don't do a thorough job of this beforehand. I just don't understand it.

Sumthingsweet · 15/02/2024 22:33

The interviews are so entertaining watching them get called out and squirm !

RainbowSnake · 15/02/2024 22:34

I thought the antisemitic tweets were posted after he had been on The Apprentice so they wouldn’t have been aware of them at the time of filming.

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 15/02/2024 22:35

The fired/hired at the end bit was very awkward editing...

Did like the clips from previous series though! Artic saviour 🤣 such a awkward pitch!

oreo2024 · 15/02/2024 23:23

I thought Onyeka did great given the circumstances (bad project management) and couldn't understand why Sugar was so negative about her in the boardroom.

IGotItFromAgnes · 15/02/2024 23:24

oreo2024 · 15/02/2024 23:23

I thought Onyeka did great given the circumstances (bad project management) and couldn't understand why Sugar was so negative about her in the boardroom.

Perhaps he didn’t want it to seem like his mind was already made up!

I thought at one point he was going to fire Asif before he brought anyone back in.

PandoraRocks · 15/02/2024 23:29

Really glad this sexist pig has gone. Some of the stuff he's said about Western women after he set up his Moroccan brides service.....😡

oreo2024 · 15/02/2024 23:35

@IGotItFromAgnes but he let Sam stay because he had to take her word for it?

BoreOfWhabylon · 15/02/2024 23:40

Asif ranting on Twitter about the zionist BBC.

He was happy to try to take Jewish Lord Sugar's money though.

Hypocrite.

Clafoutie · 15/02/2024 23:41

RainbowSnake · 15/02/2024 21:45

Once it’s explained it becomes self-explanatory Grin

I laughed at that too. And after last week’s ’making consecutive decisions’, this week we had ‘climatic ending’ 😂

AnImaginaryCat · 16/02/2024 06:39

I need to check something as I feel like I'm losing it. Asif with his extremely pointy beard, kept saying "derelict island" which we all found amusing in our house.

But no one else seems to have picked it up (admittedly there's so many other things to deride him about. But is it me who is being a dope, is a derelict island actually a thing?!

Brumbies · 16/02/2024 06:56

BoreOfWhabylon · 15/02/2024 23:40

Asif ranting on Twitter about the zionist BBC.

He was happy to try to take Jewish Lord Sugar's money though.

Hypocrite.

Alan has Jewish heritage but he's an atheist.

Maireas · 16/02/2024 07:41

Brumbies · 16/02/2024 06:56

Alan has Jewish heritage but he's an atheist.

I don't think synagogue attendance is the key point here.

eish · 16/02/2024 08:27

Years ago DH commented that surralan always looks like he’s entering the boardroom from the shower and I cannot unsee this to this day.

lollipoprainbow · 16/02/2024 08:32

We were wondering what's in their little wheely suitcases they take at the end !

RonSwansonsChair · 16/02/2024 08:52

AnImaginaryCat · 16/02/2024 06:39

I need to check something as I feel like I'm losing it. Asif with his extremely pointy beard, kept saying "derelict island" which we all found amusing in our house.

But no one else seems to have picked it up (admittedly there's so many other things to deride him about. But is it me who is being a dope, is a derelict island actually a thing?!

I was questioning his use of derelict Island too - what the hell is a derelict island???

Fizbosshoes · 16/02/2024 10:05

lollipoprainbow · 16/02/2024 08:32

We were wondering what's in their little wheely suitcases they take at the end !

Their brain, they aren't allowed to unlock the suitcase until they leave! 😄

Maireas · 16/02/2024 10:07

Fizbosshoes · 16/02/2024 10:05

Their brain, they aren't allowed to unlock the suitcase until they leave! 😄

Good grief, isn't that true. I'd give them all a dictionary, for starters.

Flamme · 16/02/2024 10:12

oreo2024 · 15/02/2024 23:23

I thought Onyeka did great given the circumstances (bad project management) and couldn't understand why Sugar was so negative about her in the boardroom.

I did feel he should have given her credit for being the only one to have the sense to pick up the cue about the game being intentionally surreal.

Flamme · 16/02/2024 10:14

oreo2024 · 15/02/2024 23:35

@IGotItFromAgnes but he let Sam stay because he had to take her word for it?

I'm sure he already knew from Tim or Karen that she'd contributed plenty.

Flamme · 16/02/2024 10:17

I loved Nick taking apart the choice of "Decadent" as a team name. Only he could have done it so exquisitely.

MadCatLady27 · 16/02/2024 13:26

Just watching now. The team names are hideously cringey. "Team Supream" 😝

RonSwansonsChair · 16/02/2024 13:39

MadCatLady27 · 16/02/2024 13:26

Just watching now. The team names are hideously cringey. "Team Supream" 😝

That one is so ridiculous I'm surprised Suralan didn't make more of a deal of it.

saturnspinkhoop · 16/02/2024 13:51

Brumbies · 16/02/2024 06:56

Alan has Jewish heritage but he's an atheist.

You can be an atheist and Jewish.