TENNIS: Never mind the snow, make like a seagull and catch some rays at the AO

[JaneJeffer]

That was brilliant.

"Off you fuck" is such a polite way of telling someone to fuck off.

Am sure Stan knew it without my help.

That was really funny - I didn’t really like topless Djok though and thought his ‘acting’ was a bit too close to reality for my liking

I need to introduce “off you fuck” more into my day to day vocabulary

Oh just go to an ad break at 40-0 up FFS Sky

Now we have a whole compilation of tennis players followed by "getting to know Gael Monfils". The new channel better not be like this! They're going to the darts now even though it's also on another channel

It probably will be, Jane. It will be aimed at the Kyrgios fan with the attention span of a gnat, who likes to channel surf other sports , eat dinner, and probably really isn't that fussed about tennis.

The end is coming.
<voice of Doom>

I foresee a lot of swearing l!

If you don't know who Monfils is yet you must have been living under a rock

Oh but we're loving this season Djok

I love that

No, Djok, we're happy with the start thanks. In fact, we were thinking of contacting the producers and asking them for a cast shake-up. We think you are looking a bit tired and could do with a bit of a rest for a few episodes. Maybe you could go and do Panto?

Oh no he won't

Sorry, Bert.

<snort>

Liam Fox (Emmerdale) posted he's in a new production of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Djok would make a perfect Child Catcher.

Now that would give you nightmares Jane !!!
I saw his comment about always winning the Aussie Open. Fuckwit!! Or as would say, off you fuck....

Dart doing very well in Transylvania this week, although she's not making it easy for herself. She's come through qualifying to reach the semis.

That would be the way too scary.

Marion has outdone herself with her outfit.

Well done Naomi.

I had just turned on (hoping to Rotterdam would be on)- I agree. What has she come as?

There's a red button on the fancy new channel, not that it tells you that!

Alex Brooker is on Pointless and HoG this week.
It's a signJane

I just got a tennis related question right on Only Connect! First time in months - and no-one was in the room to witness it

The thing is, this is a repeat. I know I watched it-and still don't remember the answers!

I remember thinking that Victoria looked more Demonic in her outfit than romantic

And there's another tennis question on the wall!

Oh I didn’t realise it was a repeat Raahh - annoyingly DH got the second tennis related question right

Damn it Maxime!

I got very annoyed when I got ready to watch last week and realised that they were showing old ones now the series has ended. I got excited and thought it wa s a new one