MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

Are we going to find out who Matt is with tonight? Can’t you just tell us @craggyrat ?

No Nathaniel?

So does JJ.

WTF is Terence wearing?

It's a shame Nathaniel isn't there. I liked him. I liked Terence as well.

No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Luke stirring again. He really hates Jordan, doesn't he?

Just google matt mafs

Arfur telling Luke he was there but Luke telling them what they saw!

I don’t want to say if it is a non-spoiler thread…. But it has been guessed. And it’s not Peggy’s mum!

@dillite no it's not but he told her a half truth, and they're saying there was stuff going on in the cab too. If there was nothing to hide he should've told Erica, some random woman tried to snog me in a club. The hiding it is the bit that's wrong and he's been on such a high horse previously about being honest at the first possible opportunity, I've got no time for his tantrums

She just gained weight.

Luke is a nasty shit-stirring cut.

I can’t understand why Jordan just didn’t tell her.

And the experts are saying that Luke is being Machiavellian when everyone has already been discussing it.

Luke is a fkin slimeball

Tezza should have worn his vest too

And he's also a cunt

The way Peg and Georges kiss

I don't buy it

JJ sitting between his wives. Heh.

Haha Ixperts!

This kissing of Jordan and Luke getting a photo (convenient) has all been set up by the producers for drama. And Georges being matey with Luke is a big turn off.

#Be Kind 🤢

Ella Ella Ella.
ella ella ella

Fuck of experts.

Probably to avoid what just happened

Of course Ella wants to make a final speech.