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MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 15/11/2023 21:25

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

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dillite · 15/11/2023 21:45

Erica. WTF? Calm your tits FFS.

TicTacNicNak · 15/11/2023 21:45

Ella would be no good as defo no kids for Matt from that one

43ontherocksporfavor · 15/11/2023 21:46

Erica is a bitch

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 15/11/2023 21:46

FFS Erica, why so raging?

SwedishEdith · 15/11/2023 21:46

Erica would lose her shit regardless of what Jordan told her. So noisy. She is trying to get him to bin her.

JaneJeffer · 15/11/2023 21:46

SSH Jordan you have to pretend you didn't tell her. Your pay packet will be missing a few bob this week.

SgtJuneAckland · 15/11/2023 21:46

I do understand why erotica is pissed off, he should've told her.
If someone else had been involved in that he would've spilled immediately. Think about his stance on the Ella JJ situation.

FriendofDorothy · 15/11/2023 21:46

If Erica was a bloke talking to a woman like that I would be shouting at the TV. She's outrageous.

catattacks · 15/11/2023 21:46

Have a day off Erica

craggyrat · 15/11/2023 21:46

Have sent pm

dillite · 15/11/2023 21:47

She's a psycho right now. She wants him to let her speak when she's like a diarrhoea windmill at full speed.

JaneJeffer · 15/11/2023 21:47

Saved by the bellend

SgtJuneAckland · 15/11/2023 21:47

😂 Erotica, I meant Erica

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 15/11/2023 21:47

Lukes entrance was so timed there

SwedishEdith · 15/11/2023 21:47

Jordan's mum must be 🙄 at Erica.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 15/11/2023 21:47

that colour is amazing on Erica.

Shame she looks like there are two pigs fighting in a sock.

I can’t talk. I’m 4 pigsworth.

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QueSyrahSyrah · 15/11/2023 21:47

Ey up, here comes Tyson Fury.

MouseMinge · 15/11/2023 21:47

Why the fuck should Jordan apologise? He's done nothing wrong. If he'd told her at the time she'd still have lost her shit.

FriendofDorothy · 15/11/2023 21:47

Luke looks like he is wearing scrubs.

Overloadimplode · 15/11/2023 21:47

Why is Paul talking?

FriendofDorothy · 15/11/2023 21:48

OOoo is it Matt and Porche?

dillite · 15/11/2023 21:48

SgtJuneAckland · 15/11/2023 21:46

I do understand why erotica is pissed off, he should've told her.
If someone else had been involved in that he would've spilled immediately. Think about his stance on the Ella JJ situation.

That was different. Both JJ and Ella were actually kissing willingly. Someone trying to kiss Jordan is not the same.

TicTacNicNak · 15/11/2023 21:48

Has Erica had a breast enlargement in the last 6 weeks? They’re so much bigger.

QueSyrahSyrah · 15/11/2023 21:48

Totally forgotten about Portia / Porscha.

JaneJeffer · 15/11/2023 21:48

Do you need a spoon for the tea Porscha?