MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

I thought you meant Tasha's Paul at first Tits! As long as it's not Adrienne with a baby it's not so bad!

Time for ice cream.

Checking in.....

Might explain Erica’s baps

We have lift off.

Well hello....

Are the ixperts actually going to say anything sensible do we think?

Why does Sean look so much better looking? Has he had work done?

I see dominatrix Mel has turned up tonight

I want to own mels tits.

I have wine and crisps.

I’m ready.

Luke has one of those punchy faces.

Mel ixpert has put the same greasy shite on her hair that one person puts on their coupon.

Unlikely

I wonder if we'll hear re porscha and the clothes cutting.

Boo to no Arthur.

She's rubbed her head on Ella's lips.

Arthur and Nathaniel on the naughty step are they then?

No Arthur? Interesting. I doubt it was a tennis match that kept him away from this

No Arthur? That sucks.

No Arfur? Bugger.

Loving seeing my wedding venue again

' Thank you for making utter fools of yourselves on national TV and for delivering us a massive pay check!' is what the ixperts really meant...

I’ve no doubt she can give you the relevant item number from the catalogue…

Erica already looks like she’s ready for a scrap…

Jordan and Erica's sour faces watching the video!

Jordan feels he has found what he has been missing…

… and promptly lost it in the back of a taxi.