MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

It's the only ride Ella's gonna get on the show @ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs ...

To be fair, Brad did tell everyone who he is. ME ME ME
MEME ME
ME
and did I MEntion ME

Him and Ella should get together.

Ryan Martin on X: "The year is 2093 - Georges is still waiting on that bang #MAFSUK t.co/ZPCde9d1cH" / X (twitter.com)

A poor version of our thread.
I'll give it a miss then

Ella and JJ shouldn't have cheated but Bianca is going to have a difficult life if she reacts this badly any time a two week relationship messes up.

Spoilsports

I like bolshy, chatty Matt.

Take a look at Peggys insta if you want to hear her update

Bianca needs to be doing a happy dance.

Peggy still hasn’t shagged George’s? Is she the Virgin Mary in disguise? I’m all for my body, my choice but I’m not buying this ‘waiting’ line for a second.

So much lip filler.

So much rage.

Bianca needs to be the bigger person now, they were together for what, a week?

Sean seemed to turn up off his tits already.

Loved the producers seating plan

Oh I might have typed too soon. He got a little bit too angry.

I think Luke wanted out of the relationship with Jay. He used the” I didn’t feel
good enough “ line as an excuse, even when Jay challenged him on it.

@mouseminge you got moderated you bad'un 🤣 of course I am wondering what you said!

The more I watch Jordan, the more I feel he has more going on than ocd.

The way he focuses on the injustice of being called a cheat (it doesn't sound like anything went in) and doesn't think about apologising about not telling Erica the truth that the woman went to kiss him.

What's this podcast shite - I mean why is a podcast on TV?

Those bouncy Smyths toys.

All I can hear them say is ‘show us your muuuuuuves’. (Plural of muff)

Back to the wrong un drawer for me.

Ooh, mouseminge you got a bad girl sticker!

People with OCD can be quite black and white about 'injustices'. But I think the inability to take responsibility is a trauma response from his childhood. If you're in a volatile house then you want to avoid criticism or taking responsibility because it can tip into violence.

I’ve been saying that for quite some time @Bichonmum

Scary hoor.

Surely Erica should have had that conversation with Jordan in private and established the facts? Surely she should listen to him and find out the truth?

She chose to have a shouting match in public. Perhaps she wants out and now using this as the perfect excuse to end it ?

Georges has been sat watching Mafs with mamapie in his boxers.

I've gone back to have a look and I think it might be the thing about Luke and how he should have a check-up which maybe I disagreed with.

Mea Culpa. Etc.

This thing is pure pish. The cats are fed, my feed is complete and Django, the tiny serial killer cat, has brought a mouse in to chase around the flat until he eats every last bone of it. Time for the totally different televisual experience of The Alienist on that Netflix.

"This thing" being the podcast on the telly. It's dire.