MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

And up fucking stands laura again.

Here comes Laura to insert herself into the drama save the day.

Whoa! That went pure mental. Jordan is a bit of a dick but Erica is milking it for every last ounce of sympathy.

Hmm, I can't see why such level of drama. If I saw a picture of DH on a night out with his arm round someone I wouldn't be absolutely raging like a maniac. Especially in a room full of people.

I can't see any tears from Erica. Such a fake manufactured reaction.

Jordan is annoying but he looks good in that suit.

What's happening now? I got distracted by my neighbour's wandering cat (not a euphemism)

Georges in his pyjamas

Erica isn't crying.

Clips from tomorrow suggest ixperts might have grown some balls
Although I'm sure Ella will still get an easy ride

Same. DH is lead singer with a band, if I flipped my nut every time some wannabe groupie gave him the sex eye I'd never get anything done.

Brad and Luke should not be there. That's a fucking disgrace.

I need to watch all the bits I missed and read the bits of the thread I missed

What's this It's Official thing?

When's the drama with Paul and Tasha?

They’re still not saying who was getting their drapes fingered by curtains.

That is what is happening 😡

Ixpirt Erica tears are powerful
Everyone looks at dry eyed Erica who just wants an out

Am I missing anything of worth?

Nope
Nada

A poor version of our thread.

Bloody heck, I've just caught up with you lot.

Porcsha is wearing Laura's dress, with the annoying elastic strangulating straps.

Who is this guy and why is he wearing short shorts?

Lovely to see Jay back, but then again seems so unfair to have a real life person with emotions and wet tears, makes the show seem very exploitative.

The guy that’s on after MAFS has forgotten his trousers

Ixpirt Erica tears are powerful

That powerful they are evaporating as soon as they formed.

Duh, obviously I didn't mean Jay. I meant Luke and Brad obviously too....neither are nice guys in my opinion

We should have offered to be the bouncers for this meal. We'd have escorted Luke and Brad out before they could upset anyone.