MAFSNZ-thread1 - Let us hope that they don’t go all NeoZealand on our arses and that the greasy look is not ‘in’ down under.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Who is in?

I'm in, but it's been a bit traumatic. The utter bitches and abuse going on. No dinner party or group therapy, most couples already over thank fuck! They get super drunk!

Seriously the whole basis of the experiment is without a doubt simply abusive. You are stuck with a narcassit in your apartment and one of you is there to find love.
Ixperts keep telling you to try harder.
Phew no neovaginas

I'm hooked ...see you later!

@SheldonesqueTheBstard I propose we all get together and form a clique where we pretend to lurvve each other ['honest Sheldon - you can have my last tin of porn star martini n'ae bother; go on, have me last Chicken nugget Kyev too!'] and then turn on each other like rabid Hyenas driven into blood lust due to one of us breaking a nail / getting a paper cut in the frenzy to see where our honeymoon will be (🤞for Static caravan).
My MAFS prep will be to utilise my Henry Hoover to suck out my lips for instant Ella look. I'll then outline aforementioned lips with a Sharpie. Not sure about boobage - I may experiment with Gaffer tape and a couple of real Turkey breasts instead of chicken fillets. Cover myself in the creosote left over from last time we did fence (ponders: bloody hell, has it really been twenty years?) slather myself liberally in body oil i.e utilising the catering size tub of years old out of date Margarine at the back of the works canteen that no one can be arsed to work out how to recycle. I draw the line at murdering Caterpillars for eyebrow wrangling however, in order to indicate emotion I'll reuse Sharpie and ink in a permanently shocked expression (Squats?? Remove yourself from my Chelsea cloister presence immediately!). Sharpie can also be used to fake eyelashes by drawing spider legs on crepey eyelids and droopy eye bags - hoping for Betty Boop and but will miss target by miles - we're talking grassy knoll territory. Least concern is outfit - already have cling film and foil so that's half the job done.
How will others groom to be camera ready? If I was nice and hairy I'd just comb my pelt and be good to go (plus warm).

I'm gutted this is an old series. I was really excited!

I'm sad too that it's old. But at least there will not be spoilers actively trying to catch us everywhere we go, we'd have to seek them out.

Just watched Ep1
An ixpert without a NZ accent?? Is he British? Sounds it!

Jordan seems lovely. Anna - hmm, not sure. She's a performer isn't she...eyeroll....and been on a US reality show....double eye roll.

Be interesting to see how this goes.
I think I'm going in for more....

I’m only on ep4, it’s so nice to see normal clothing compared the all the cut out/strand of thread over nips, in the U.K. one recently,

I'm watching S3 ep 7 - what was wrong with calling the gay couple 'gay guys' -because they were?

I thought it sounded a bit off - as if he had just pigeon holed them as 'the gay guys'. It would have been like saying 'how about the older couple' to Rose and her partner rather than using their names.

I don't have a problem with 'the older couple ' because they're clearly older.

I just feel peeps are too sensitive these days.

I'm about that far in too.
Really can't make by mind up about Jonno, but beginning to think he's a fakey-drama-llama

@Bluetrews25 yeah I think Jonno has to have the attention on him all the time. He’d be so needy

Ooh yes! I need to watch!

Ray and Jimmy are just stirrers. Nasty immature boys.

Add Jonno to that!

Everything HAS to be all about Jonno
Just watched the 0430 gay man in my bedroom episode.
OMG rapidly going off Jonno