MAFSNZ-thread1 - Let us hope that they don’t go all NeoZealand on our arses and that the greasy look is not ‘in’ down under.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Who is in?

She's the new pegerella , dad doesn't like the groom

I need to watch the final one but I'm being hypnotised by this 😵‍💫

Of to find it!!!

Wtf is that hotel room!!

He reminds me of an actor whose name I can't remember. I'm annoying myself.

This has got to be old, when was it first aired, I'm expecting Laurence Llewellyn Bowen and Keith Chegwin to make an appearance

Laura Linney that's who she is

2019! I was expecting at least ten years prior.
I have no idea who Laura Linney is , I'm dreadful with actors etc

She was in love actually as the one who couldn't have a relationship because she had to mind her brother. Stupid film

Haha they actually say 'ixpert ' for real!😂

Actually she reminded me a bit of Mel (I think her names) on one of the recent MAFS Australia who seemed highly sexed and kept trying to get her slower paced new husband to do the deed. 🌹

I didn't watch the last Aussie one. I just couldn't keep up.

It's annoying me trying to think who the groom looks like.

Aye new
She was matched with a man we all thought was harmless/sweet but turned out to be a nasty arse in toystory jammies.

He reminds me on someone too but I can’t think jane

I need sleep!

Much love to @SheldonesqueTheBstard and all. F knows why I can never catch up but you're all far more entertaining in the first place! X

Why is the hotel wallpaper the carpet from The Shining?

I've been binging it today. I won't comment much so as not to give spoilers, but got to say I would be crawling out of my skin to get away from the older guy (and I'm his age so it's not that).

@Saverage I’ve only just seen the beginning of him and I wanted to tear my skin off through cringing! That poor woman! …..plus, not being ageist as I’m apparently a few years older than her, but 44!

That guy wasn't nasty was he?

Sorry to have missed the live showing with you all - could not stay awake. Have been at work today, hope to see it tomorrow.

@MrsCatE

There you are. 😘

I haven’t watched it all yet@Bluetrews25 (caught bits and bobs like the singing bows though!)

Monday morning for me.

Heh heh @SheldonesqueTheBstard
Plus I can do a full Stewie 360 head revolution a la exorcist mode. This is usually prompted by continuous repetitive MAFS phrases e.g 'you / I had your back!'.
I assume last series triggers were 'squatting' or 'I'm so posh that even though I live in Watford, I'll travel to Chelsea bars wearing knock off gear in the expectation someone will pay for my over priced Espresso Martini. Hopefully, the Banker (rhyming slang) is drunk enough so won't notice when I switch my order for Malibu and Pineapple and move into his pied a terre (studio flat with platform bed - just like Mummy designed) in Notting Hill AKA as Willesden.

You had me at revolution! 🤣

Can you believe, even though I’m a fiend for coffee, I have never had an espresso martini.

I’m guessing that means I may not be posh.

I did once have a slurp of a colleague’s pornstar martini though.

Which was nice.

I don’t do squatting. Since menopause I think I’ve lost my ability to get up from them without clinging on desperately to something.

I hope you are well cherub. 😊

Which series is this? Is it one that was recorded a couple of years ago cos I appear to have already seen it...