Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 4

[Pebbledashery]

Here we are chaps

Tom's dish was so vibrant and beautiful that Ayesha's looks positively drab following it.

Esma 🤣🤣

Cecily's pud is a bit ho-hum

Tom is good. My favourite is Molly but I also like him and Philippe, with a soft spot for the bloke who looks like a Stuart nobleman, purely because he looks like a Stuart nobleman. I quite liked the wannabe policeman from the first round, too.

Tom's a potential winner, so he is.

Is Marcus all cheered up because Gregg isn't there?

I do like Tom but there were also a couple of young guys from the first round and Phillipe.

He is in a much better mood. The way he was earlier in the week when he didn't enjoy something was frightening

And Molly and Lauren.

Grace Dent always looks like she’s channelling Jessica Rabbit as she sashays along in slow motion. She smoulders so much I’m surprised she doesn’t actually smoke.

Autumn you are so right. Mon and Marcus are positively buzzing so I have to assume it's due to no Gregg. It's made me feel pretty cheerful too.

Grace walks as if she's had to study deportment while at a Swiss finishing school!

Phew, have my laptop back.

That round was pretty decent, this is a good bunch.

Here! What have I missed!

Bleurgh lavender with food is horrid imho

As well as I'm a Celebrity, I've also seen an advert recently with Grace flogging fake pork sausages. I'd already tried those fake pork sausages, and they were horrible. Has she sold her soul?

Yes, should be reserved for soap.

Sunshine Pebbles, that was the first round brief, Tom smashed it.

Lavender only belongs in bubble bath

Joined a bit late and catching up!

Those scorpions are going to be crawling up a very straight back.

Are we going to get told off if we comment on Cecily's hair muffs?

Yes true Sooty Molly and Lauren too. There's so many good ones this competition.

Lol yep

Grace can't bend in the middle due to tripling up on her spanks. She does have a fabulous carriage. Well jel.