MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

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I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

I think he will swerve, but if not, duck.
Tash will be a very vicious goose.

Yes I think pp are right. Ella and JJ will be left on a cliffhanger tonight.

JJ will say yes then Ella will get pissed at dinner so he can dump her and live happily ever after

I think it’s just for dramatic affect … he will stick me thinks

I just saw Paul's eyes flick there.

No doubt, checking his escape route is clear for when Trasha goes ballistic after he says 'No, thanks!'

Christ this is dull.

JJ would jump off a cliffhanger

Yes they included that eye flicker so we think he's nervous and isn't staying.

But we know he is.

Adam & Tayah are getting married next month. I just hope she’s not wearing a macrame jumpsuit…

I think Paul is a lost cause but I do hope JJ dares to walk away. I fear that he won't because he's in a position where he could - falsely and unfairly - be labelled transphobic, not least by Ella herself if he says no. It's a shitty position to be in and I think MAFS is fully aware of that.

I think I am ready to jump off a cliffhanger

I saw Ella do that stupid eye thing when she was chatting to her mate.

It enrages me! It's so for attention but looks STUPID

I am genuinely surprised that they are still together and even have a baby

It’s called the bathtub effect (or a shit sandwich…)

I wonder if raccoons are vicious little bastards. I do hope not as I want to meet one and make friends with it. Not likely to happen, but a woman can dream.

Oh please no

Would or should ? 🥴

Thanks to you buggers going on about sucking noises and me responding, I’m getting adverts for Karcher wet and dry machines.

Should sort out Ella’s face bonny.

Might just like the sex too

I wonder if any of them will still be fake together tomorrow.

They are vicious

No JJ, that’s just the reflection from all the shiny…

Only the ones that have rabies. Otherwise they are huge cuddlemonsters.

https://youtube.com/shorts/vtE7Jk7UShk?si=zZ_x38fT9g62f3hY

I think they can be a bit nippy, but lots have been tamed! They seem like funny little characters

Please god Pinocchio becomes a real boy, pulls on a pair of real big boy breeks and walks.

I am concerned he’ll feel obliged to go along with the narrative/journey.

Watching on plus 1. Can’t believe Matt’s mum!!!!