MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

Oh my lord!

Me too, but given that Ella's been out on the piss when she was with Nathaniel and now with JJ, it appears that they can do what they want when they're not being filmed. Fair enough in terms of having some sort of autonomy, but you think that contestant, or whatever they are, was so clearly taking the piss by getting pissed would be called out on it. If Ella was the JJ in this relationship she would be hauled over the coals for her behaviour.

JJ wut?????????

JJ looks terrified

STAY???????? WHAT. THE. FUCK? Fucking stay??????

Lip licking ridiculous!

Bleurgh.
Pile o pish

It's like all couples were instructed to say stay

Can believe Erica is still going in about the bloody same thing!!!!

Are the ixperts going to bully him again?

Aw, how sweet. The ixperts want to see how their relationship grows. They make me want to throw up.

Jordan is too fragile for this.

Of course. Why go off script now when that's all that they have done so far.

Yup, I'm sooo over the "I didn't get to swap partner!" tantrum
It's nearly up there with the squatting video and Roz's sex toys

He’s just explaining Erica!!!!

They need enough people at the end don’t they. To do the vows thingy.

Quite sure loads of them have made up their minds to end things the minute filming ends.

Can't believe she's still banging on about the partner swap....

I actually think Erika probably has a point! Living with someone with ocd can become all about pandering to their needs and you can get lost

I don't think Erica should be in a relationship with someone who has OCD

I think she’s annoyed she missed her allocation of screen time. That’s it.

God Jordan’s voice is so annoying. Nearly as much as Erika’s hands ….

They can't not point score. They are too immature.

Erica's nails! She's very Cruella de Vil tonight

Yes, they need people there at thr end

But none of these buffoons stand a chance of survival outside of the ixperiment

Mel's asking what they need to do for each other, seconds after Paul has told them not to ask the other to do anything, just to work on themselves.

"What is it that keeps the two of you together?"

The cameras and the chance of a bit of z list fame.

Also, the contract and the producers