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MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:35

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

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browneyes77 · 07/11/2023 21:42

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/11/2023 21:42

The experts need sacked.
4 couples have left, and 2 have split (Ella/Nathaniel and Jj/Bianca) And of the ones that are left I don't have any hope for any of them. Woeful

None of these couples are lasting on the outside, let’s be honest.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/11/2023 21:43

PUT SOME BLOODY SOCKS ON!!

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 07/11/2023 21:43

43ontherocksporfavor · 07/11/2023 21:41

Has anyone else seen this high energy of Adrienne’s???? 🤔

Nope. That's what I mean. She feeds off others energy to give her a good time otherwise she's a snoozefest

Rummikub · 07/11/2023 21:43

If anyone watches home & away- doesn’t Matt look like a pumped up version of Xander!

MouseMinge · 07/11/2023 21:43

So much toxicity is being ignored by the ixperts and it's concerning.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/11/2023 21:44

I would be disrespectful of that jumper with a drink in me...

43ontherocksporfavor · 07/11/2023 21:44

What does JJ’s jumper say? Pis? Pussy?

barbiedout · 07/11/2023 21:44

Oh big fat surprise

JJ and Ella aren't compatible after all

dillite · 07/11/2023 21:44

Here we go. Ella has been so dreadful that JJ has learnt how to speak in full sentences.

PaddingtonsHat · 07/11/2023 21:44

Anyone got a hula hoop I can borrow? Tasha?

Ramalangadingdong · 07/11/2023 21:44

Serves JJ right! Bianca would
not have treated him like that.

Brumbies · 07/11/2023 21:44

Nice

MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again.  It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told.   It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.
Paul2023 · 07/11/2023 21:44

JJs jumper ??

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 07/11/2023 21:45

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/11/2023 21:45

Oh fuck off Ella with your cover up sob story

barbiedout · 07/11/2023 21:46

Tasha's earrings 😲

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 07/11/2023 21:46

Well tbf Ella is right, she is going to be rejected.

ICantGetNoSheep · 07/11/2023 21:46

Gosh, JJ looks genuinely sad and hurt. It’s actually hard to watch

barbiedout · 07/11/2023 21:46

Eeeeeeeek

Ella

Ramalangadingdong · 07/11/2023 21:46

Oh no. What a horrible thing to say to someone.

Myfabby · 07/11/2023 21:46

I am SO done with Ella.

43ontherocksporfavor · 07/11/2023 21:46

She/ he needs her pocket filled JJ!

TitsInAbsentia · 07/11/2023 21:46

This is bull shit...of this were coming the other way there would be outcry!

Sunbird24 · 07/11/2023 21:46

I think JJ is sending a not very subliminal message with his jumper, as it appears to say PAUSE

Bluetrews25 · 07/11/2023 21:46

Maybe she should stop drinking

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