MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

Dinner parties good shattered now cba to watch it will read this instead lol

Sheldon’s titles better than the show lol

I'll be devoting myself to the last week of BB next week. Sod MAFS.

I think BB is annoying me more @dapsnotplimsolls well the thread is no MAFS thread that's for sure

This thread is the only thing that's keeping me watching live.

I'm at a conference this week which is online and in a different time zone so I think tonight is the only night I can watch live.
This series almost feels like the end of an era. It's like the MAFS equivalent of the Ratner's crap comment - it feels like its torpedoed itself and can't come back.

I don’t think we are entertained. I’m not watching now, just reading this thread, which is better.

Here we go.

I'm here for 'run for the hills bruv'

Puppies!!!!!!!

Roz has a huge suitcase, and that’s just for the sex toys.

I'm hoping that the Thomas in tears bit is the usual MAFS misleading trailer thing and it's not an indicator they are on the skids.

Just for her dildo

Ratner!! Apparently he's still in the jewelry biz, but also an after dinner speaker....adapting one of his famous quotes

Mafs is cheaper than a prawn sandwich from Marks and Spencer's, but I have to say the sandwich will probably last longer than the weddings....

How much was a marksies prawn sarnie in 1991?!

Brother sister vibes but shagging all the time

I'm praying that was used in the context I hope it was, be gutted otherwise!

Roz's sister has the most amazing dimples. I hope the baby gets them!

Oh nice house

I might have to mute Peggy and her Mum.

Omg

Spare parts will always be put in the spare room Georgezzzzzz.

Wtf is that creepy mannequin in Laura's room?

Roz’s sister: “They’re giving brother and sister vibes”.

Lady. He put a vibrating sex egg up her foo-foo. There ain’t no brother and sister vibes unless it’s incest…

Peggy still lives at her parents house?

🥴

Peggy's family do not seem welcoming at all.

They also appear to live in a mansion.