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MAFSUK - thread 9 This matchmaking lark is quite tricky. When some are decidedly picky. They’ll meet for a blether, and then get together, but only because they’re so sticky.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/10/2023 21:58

The show might have lost its appeal
For some that won’t be a big deal
It may just be snark
But they have jumped the shark
With the return of one I and P Beale.

And nip flashing peg? Brace yersel.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 30/10/2023 22:23

Paul has finally stopped being foof-struck and seen the light!

JaneJeffer · 30/10/2023 22:23

murasaki · 30/10/2023 22:23

All Jay needs to do is to go home. Luke won't travel.

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Ramalangadingdong · 30/10/2023 22:23

That was literally a shitshow

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/10/2023 22:24

Peggy always backs the wrong horse - Luke, Ella ...

JaneJeffer · 30/10/2023 22:24

The experts are a disgrace

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I read that he wasn't at the dinner party because he was at hospital with high blood pressure (stroke territory) apparently.

But it wasn't that bad he could go round to Jordan's and kick off.

Sunbird24 · 30/10/2023 22:25

I’m watching Gogglebox - there’s currently a pair of blind sea creatures trying to stab each other with their double penises. Still a better love story than most of the MAFS couples

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Sex

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MelsMoneyTree · 30/10/2023 22:26

I'm really disappointed the way the rest of them huddled round Luke and ignored Jordan and Erica.
I completely understand why Erica was crying. I'd have found that entire Luke situation really triggering.

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 30/10/2023 22:26

When Luke and jay walked on, jays face is sooooo ugly. Be is just an angry little man and his face is all squashed up and miserable looking all the time.

He's an ugly person inside and out

TicTacNicNak · 30/10/2023 22:26

Sunbird24 · 30/10/2023 22:25

I’m watching Gogglebox - there’s currently a pair of blind sea creatures trying to stab each other with their double penises. Still a better love story than most of the MAFS couples

LOl yes! The rate they’re disintegrating there will be no couples wanting to stay together at the final commitment thing.

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/10/2023 22:26

Now I have to calm myself from my Peggy-rage and try to sleep. Gahhhh!

dillite · 30/10/2023 22:27

Bichonmum · 30/10/2023 22:25

I read that he wasn't at the dinner party because he was at hospital with high blood pressure (stroke territory) apparently.

But it wasn't that bad he could go round to Jordan's and kick off.

He was at the party, just left early due to needing to lie down

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 30/10/2023 22:27

Jordan and Erica are the best couple there. I felt sorry for them everyone else is cuddling the abusive twat Luke

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UndercoverCop · 30/10/2023 22:29

I can't work out if I fancy Georges a bit or if it's a pity reaction for him having to spend so much time with the Puritanical Pegster

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awaynboilyurheid · 30/10/2023 22:29

Jay showing she’s not a pushover by being a … pushover

TicTacNicNak · 30/10/2023 22:30

I feel sad for Jay. She’s so starved of positive relationships, allegedly because of her arm, that she’s blinded by Luke because he’s shown her so much attention and says he’s falling for her. Be interesting to see if he sticks around away from the cameras.

TicTacNicNak · 30/10/2023 22:31

UndercoverCop · 30/10/2023 22:29

I can't work out if I fancy Georges a bit or if it's a pity reaction for him having to spend so much time with the Puritanical Pegster

It’s pity for me. I find that pouty bottom lip a big turn off.

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Probably trying to go for sympathy.

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