MAFSUK - thread 9 This matchmaking lark is quite tricky. When some are decidedly picky. They’ll meet for a blether, and then get together, but only because they’re so sticky.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The show might have lost its appeal
For some that won’t be a big deal
It may just be snark
But they have jumped the shark
With the return of one I and P Beale.

And nip flashing peg? Brace yersel.

Oh my days. His tone? Your fucking tone!

Does Laura not look at her friends' faces and think 'Shit, that's what I must look like?'.

I know they've been told to ham it up but why would you want to come over like that on TV?

They're jealous because no one will have them!

They are trash. Pure trash. But of the pretend posh variety.

Loved how Arthur said Bye then to those snarky lipfilled lampshade girls.

I'm honestly raging at that. Fucking bitches

Is there a new thread ready? We’re nearly full again.

They think they are All That.
They so aren't.

I know right?!?!

Unbelievable

New thread please Sheldon, with fud in it somewhere!

Laura lives in London but is from Portsmouth originally

She doesn't live in Chelsea. Just hangs out there

Urgh, I’m with Arthur here

Lauras friends already went into this meeting with a negative attitude. They’re quizzing him like it’s a job interview. They’re horrible! And he’s right, they haven’t given him a chance at all.

And why does he need to impress them? The only person whose opinion matters is Laura’s.

Laura and her chums have the most ridiculous lips

If push comes to shove, Laura will pick her friends.

I wonder if Laura is the one that Nathaniel got on with well - with the 'masculine energy'?

The fact that Laura cares so much about what her friends think is saying a lot. Especially when she has been so salty over being called out for patronising Artur this whole time.

They are the worst. Just the worst. Well done Arthur for not bowing to their self- inflated lips sense of importance

They said no need to worry we won’t grill you!

I used to hang around in Sloane Square adjacent areas because some of the lads I worked with in the City were from that neck of the woods. These people are not proper Chelsea. At. All. Yes, there's clearly a bit of money in their lives but it's obviously very new, which makes me sound like a total snob, but the children of new money can be utterly unbearable. Me? I'm from no money and I'm a total delight!

New thread

Hannibal lurks

She will, won’t she? But they’re not very good friends. They don’t want to see her happy. And they are deluded

FUCK OFF LAURA! 3 strong women? More like 3 giant witches.

Go Arthur.

They’re a pair of pouty holes.

They are sub Hollyoaks with potty mouths.....

Care deeply for him? Pfffffffffft.