MAFSUK - thread 9 This matchmaking lark is quite tricky. When some are decidedly picky. They’ll meet for a blether, and then get together, but only because they’re so sticky.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The show might have lost its appeal
For some that won’t be a big deal
It may just be snark
But they have jumped the shark
With the return of one I and P Beale.

And nip flashing peg? Brace yersel.

Poor Mark

Poor mark

At least Sean has the decency to not air it all in front of the jackals around the table.

Oh no. Poor Mark.

“I don’t want to hurt you” means they will hurt you.

Mark can't expect people to just stay in a relationship with him just so he doesn't get hurt though. If they aren't in to it..

Exactly would be as erotic as someone sticking a finger in your belly button @Bluetrews25

I do feel for Mark, but surely he's better without the blithering mess that Sean has somehow suddenly become?

Mark is a lot nicer than he first seemed. Sean isn't.

Fuck sake! Thought Paul was seeing sense at last.

Mark will find someone who deserves him - and who isn’t matched by producers.

What did happen at the last commitment ceremony? I don't think we were shown any of it?

Just go!!!

I still don't understand what's happened with these two.

Oh Mark!
Applaud Sean? For a public dumping?

I don't think the neoclit is remotely anything like an actual clitoris though. It's just there for aesthetic reasons.

Sean looks completely off his rocker

I hope they got some counselling for Mark b

Mark wasn't at all into Sean on the wedding day and I'm not convinced he is now except in a "for on the television" way. Sean can't pretend to love him. Mark can't make him stay just because he doesn't want to be hurt. It's a shit show. Sean seems like a normal person who's ended up on a show that he knew nothing about before going in and the reality has been the shit show that we're all watching.

I thought if there wasn't a huge amount of damage to it, it could ejaculate?

Don't think anyone does!! Even Sean's face looks different. I reckon the real Sean was abducted by aliens. Of course we won't get to see that. It'll just be reported on insta/ twitter

That's true! Mark did say he wasn't attracted to Sean!

But there's no way Sean didn't know what the process was/googled previous series to watch an episode...

No Gran, it’s not that we’re up the creek, I’ve tried and tried but no one wants to go up the creek.

I’m just home and have missed it again 😔

Ive been reading on the commute though so I’m looking forward to it. 😊

Itll be tomorrow though. I’m settling down with Señor Lecter tonight. Baaaaaa. 🐑 🐑 🫘 🍷

😄 so true! We don't see anything exciting!
Someone has to rewrite Dante's Inferno because one circle of hell is definitely repetitive MAFS' dinner parties.