MAFSUK - thread 9 This matchmaking lark is quite tricky. When some are decidedly picky. They’ll meet for a blether, and then get together, but only because they’re so sticky.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The show might have lost its appeal
For some that won’t be a big deal
It may just be snark
But they have jumped the shark
With the return of one I and P Beale.

And nip flashing peg? Brace yersel.

You haven't missed anything Sheldon. It was the same old shit but in different clothes.

I was just about to enquire about your whereabouts.

Don’t they make the neo clit from the glans of the penis though? The nerve endings are kept intact I believe, so it should have sensitivity.

I agree that Sean must have known but the way he's acting it's as though he doesn't, that he's walked into something that has messed with his head.

I also think we need to remember that we have no idea what goes on when these people are alone together. Did Mark continue to be the way he was when we saw him pre-marriage when he pretended he wasn't going to go through with the wedding? If so, would you have wanted to stay with him? Mark has come across well in the group but we've seen very little of him. And he loves Ella.

Sean might be really horrible, I don't know, but I'm not convinced he's a heartless nightmare to Mark's poor wee victim.

Agh I feel for Sean. We've all been there where we know it's not right but stay to save the other person's feelings. 😬

Nathan on X: "Home stays tomorrow, nothing will ever beat Kwame taking Kasia to a park bench in Leyton hahaha 🤣#MAFSUK t.co/HcfF6l8nbY" / X (twitter.com)

How did I forget that @dapsnotplimsolls 😂😂

Forgot about that. Didn't he have children that he didn't want on the show or something?

I'd forgotten it too until I saw that tweet. I can't remember - kids, secret wife, secret girlfriend??

I should have been home but the last few nights my relief has turned up late.

This means I miss my transport home and have to wait for another mode.

Consider my puddans gripped. But it will be lovely morning viewing with my toast and egg.

Ejaculate what? They take the balls off. A neo-clit isn't going to be anything other than a lump of flesh.

I guess it could have some sensitivity if you're lucky. But nothing like a clitoris.

I’ve clearly missed a whole lot of neoing.

Mind is boggling.😆

Do we think the drug 'scandal' was discussed ar the last commitment ceremony and that's what Sean was referring to? I know he cried at it but it seemed as though more had happened.

Hope your egg isn't like the one Roz had at the dinner party 😂😂

So just clarifying who wrote who’s letters:

T & P - Erica & Jordan’s letter
E & JJ - Sean & Marks letter
G & P - Tasha & Paul’s letter
L & A - Matt & Adrienne letter
M & S - ?
E & Jor- ?
R & T - ?
M & A - ?

The last four I don’t recall them showing who they wrote letters for?

Did anyone else catch it?

I've just googled neoclitoris. Wish I hadn't. This programme 😫

Could've been sound equipment but it didn't look like that to me. Regardless of that though, his other mannerisms are strange. He's all over the place. I don't buy that it was just him not wanting to hurt mark

The mics are turned up to make conversations seem more controversial because Thomas seems oblivious to the manufactured row that Erica and Jordan are having right next to him.

@Bichonmum

No thank you! 🤣

I hope you're going to enjoy it with a nice (naice?) Chianti, Sheldon

I bloody am (just imagine me making that sucky noise!!!)

No fava beans though. Maybe a wodge of cheese and some butter hardies. 🐽

I think I’m going to pass on neoclitoris googling.

I imagine it looks like the little round bits you get in a bag of pork scratchings.

His children didn't live with him though. He was just a prick.

Oh, God, bloody boring Roz and her boring sex toys.