MAFSUK - thread 9 This matchmaking lark is quite tricky. When some are decidedly picky. They’ll meet for a blether, and then get together, but only because they’re so sticky.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The show might have lost its appeal
For some that won’t be a big deal
It may just be snark
But they have jumped the shark
With the return of one I and P Beale.

And nip flashing peg? Brace yersel.

Interestingly JJ saying the same thing he said to bianca about not sleeping together straightaway.

(F)Ella! Brilliant.

The ixperts are being exposed as charlatans tonight

Oooh the way Ella speaks really grates on me: “Thank yow” 🙄🙄🙄

Sean looks like actual death there.

F(Ella) 😂

@dillite He looks so pale.

Ellar doesn't know anything other than put cock in neovag. Put it in now or you not luv me. Why not luv me. Cock in neovag. It tight. I a girls girl.

I've no idea why I "said" it like that. My tits are well and truly sick of them two getting on them.

Well absolutely no revelations in those letters. Same shit that's been said 100 times before. Yawnage

And yet nobody is calling him out on that

Not that I like JJ, I don't, but it all seems to be what he can do for Ella, and nothing the other way round.

Sean is going to go postal.

Definitely a Get Out Clause!

"It's not you... its me" territory...

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If she had an actual vag he'd have been in there straight away. If he was afeared of the neovag but was otherwise attracted to her he could have taken her up the shitter. Both of them just want to be on telly and she's slightly miffed that no one wants to go there.

The ads are almost welcome relief!

My tits commiserate, and hope all our tits get well soon 😊

That's what I said, same shit different day

They’re certainly more entertaining.

Up the shitter, no babies…oh, wait…

If I had a neovag I don’t think I’d bother. How would you get any pleasure? Or do they make a neoclit and a neoG?

Was Tasha sitting on Paul’s lap earlier? Have they made up?

I missed the first 15 mins so not sure what’s been happening.

I feel like we are being shown the same episode over and over and over again.

There's a show on Netflix, the Ultimatum, where the couples have cameras in their flats. And through that they actually show the viewers who they are as couples.

Yep. They shagged and made up.

I was curious, @PaddingtonsHat . So I investigated. There is a neoclit. Otherwise, yeah, there'd be no point, would there?