MAFSUK - thread 9 This matchmaking lark is quite tricky. When some are decidedly picky. They’ll meet for a blether, and then get together, but only because they’re so sticky.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The show might have lost its appeal
For some that won’t be a big deal
It may just be snark
But they have jumped the shark
With the return of one I and P Beale.

And nip flashing peg? Brace yersel.

Love Roz’s grinning at inappropriate points

I grew up thinking I was an extrovert because I was the life and soul of the party, the clown, hilarious, fun to be with, blah, blah, blah. As I got older and less social (I have a t-shirt that says, "Born to Read, Forced to Socialise") I've realised that I'm slightly more introverted, or an ambivert as the in between bit seems to be called. Anyway! The problem with a lot of extroverts is that they think introverts are lacking. They're not, they just take time to get to know people and they are not fucking on, 24/7.

Who wrote Tasha and Paul's letter? She's gonna flip!

That'll be her egg going off.
I reckon if I tried one of those eggs it would fall out at the train station or something, and I'd have to kick it down the platform..

Oooooh Georgeeeeeezzzzzzzzz you're gonna get both Tasha's barrels!

Thanks for that. I'm guessing you'd find this "experiment" torturous?

People would just think you’ve laid an egg.

😂
But also.
Wouldn't your knickers stop it from falling out?
Are you a commando?!

He’s too big. Bullies only pick on people they think are weaker in some waybb

@MouseMinge
Most definitely.

No, it's not great to see them showing up as a team, not with that face on her. You fucking ixperts know precisely nothing about life, love and relationships.

Some of our knickers are more like parachutes where everything falls out

Stop wearing those bloomers!

Peggy's had his back? Pffffffffffft.

🤣🤣
Not at all!! But knickers can be devious little fuckers. You can never trust them to stay in exactly the right place!!

The "what" that Ella uses?

The ixperts know fuck all about anything.

They haven't had sex?

Bollocks JJ!

jj Is never going to have sex with F(ella).

He’s not into Ella, literally.

Absolutely!