Professional Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

It's going to turn out that wee Cameron from last week would have gone through this week, isn't it?

I think Jeany may be off. Sad but I think the situation we discussed has come to pass that we had loads of great chefs week and not so much this week.

That is awful

Just what I was thinking

#justiceforcameron

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That's barely a starter, not a main.

What you don't have, Gregg, is a pudding. You haven't been this disappointed since Sam Fox came out as a lesbian.

Purée looks horrible

Liver, heart and kidney faggot. Oh yes please 🤢

Oh no, Ola. That looks...goaty.

This is the problem with trying to do too much and being clever. Just make something relatively simple and do it perfectly.

The other two just need to serve dessert. So sad for last week’s lot.

What a shocker - has there ever been 2 who have done Soo badly in the one episode!

Yes! How gutting.

Don't mention 'working on the execution' to James V. He'll flee to the Continent, or something.

And Dara. He was better than those two.

Wow now there's something I need to add to my repertoire. A lardo veil 🤣

James' dish is a bit pretentious but looks lovely. Obs Greg doesn't like it salty; but he likes the desert as nothing is too sugary for him.

I'd wear a lardo veil for my foodie wedding

Excellent, a coffee based pud. My type of dish.

Stop mentioning execution, Marcus

I can just see it on the weddings threads. 'AIBU to be upset that my MIL turned up to the ceremony wearing a lardo veil and upstaged me?'

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Ew. Undercooked hogget is a crime.