Professional Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

Best MC quote ever:

"I've had my wife asking me questions like Gregg, trying to distract me"

Excellent!
That's the only function Gregggg has.

Mon sounded extra Kiwi just then.

Sheep yoghurt mousse sounds absolutely vile.

Sheep's yoghurt mousse ....... NO!

I quite like the sound of it. Whether I'd like the taste is another matter though.

No mushrooms though.

That sounds like someone who goes bat watching with Roy Cropper

First two menus are bloody horrible

'My wife has been pretending to be Gregg Wallace'

I mean...

Can't stop mentally tasting blue cheesecake with a raspberry coulis 🤢😂

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE SHEEP YOGHURT TODAY?!!

And I hate the way Marcus says "cashew".

Sheep's yoghurt mousse Part II ....... NO!

Mum card...

That turbot must have cost a bomb!

Just because your mum isn't proud of you Gregg...

I'm going to be very upset if Dan is the only one making food I want to eat.

Marcus still hasn’t forgiven you Dan

Evening my petite croutons. Oh Dimi, I have just gone right off you despite your cute accent and little man bun. Blue cheese. Oh dear. In a cheese cake, whyyy babe whyyyy?

isn’t Rule 1 of Masterchef something about not teaching Marcus to suck eggs, or in this case make a bisque. It doesn’t look good.

I am liking Phillipe, even if he was a bit wild with his crab attack. And now he is doing brown butter financier. Yum.

hibiscus, again, can we hope that nasturtiums are passé.

The way he says vegetables too

Veg-it-ables

I foresee over cooked lamb

Actually ... blue cheese and raspberry yogurt mashed up as a dip is surprisingly delicieux

Marcus hates Dan

lol an egg custard tart Dan - that is very brave 😆

I am with Marcus

Marcus is seething internally talking to Dan

I don’t like custard