MAFSUK thread 8. Surprise Surprise. Only it isn’t. It is Only a Connection with a pair of New Faces. We’ve had The Chase. He looks Blankety Blank. It seems Pointless. One will give the other the Runaround. Then we’ll get a total wipeout.

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Girls’ girl returns with Geppetto’s boy.

Great.

But she is rolling her eyes on being called bad vibes, evil.

A few weeks ago Ella was yelling at Peggy for saying Nathaniel and Ella are only friends, noone clapped for Peggy and Georges and now Peggy is acting like biggest fan follower of Ella.

So I’ve noticed that Peggy, Shona and Ella all have weird looking eyes that appear to be exceptionally small and positioned too high in their faces. Is it the Botox? or just that the massive lips throw all the other facial proportions off? It’s so unattractive I just can’t understand it.

God. Am so annoyed that Ella and JJ are back. I don't buy the whole 'we need the experts' crap. Because the experts are completely useless, don't call out abuse or gaslighting and seemingly think cheating is 'brave'. Bunch of wankers.

I will see it out as I'm not a quitter, but I've heard MAFS USA is much more like the UK MAFS used to be, more genuine, with better 'experts'. I think they're available on All4 so might start watching them, instead.

I think it's a lot of filler in the cheekbones and lower face that gives this effect.

@BatshitCrazyWoman Yes, I think it must be the filler. It just reminds me of Ron Perelman’s ‘Beast’!

@Redpaisley read on

And Paul expert has said they see them once at week

They apparently have access to other help that we don't see behind the scenes. But yes, it's a load of bollocks and they just want to be on TV embarrassing themselves and their families.

BatshitCrazyWoman

"... I've heard MAFS USA is much more like the UK MAFS used to be, more genuine, with better 'experts'. I think they're available on All4 so might start watching them, instead."

it is taken much more seriously in the USA where couples are actually married legally.

This is the third series in MAFS UK that has allowed a swapped couple to return. I can't quite believe anyone was surprised to see them back!

Less surprised, more enraged @Italiangreyhound

Those are the best yet!

However, I've now learned my lesson and will not look at this thread just before bed tonight. I really didn't need Cilla warbling away in my head as I was trying to sleep 😬

Interestingly in season 4 of MAFS Australia Cheryl and Andrew joined as a couple after their partners were texting each other!

Maybe Bianca and Nathaniel should have been given a chance!

I'm not surprised JJ is from a wealthy family - that probably explains how he was able to live in LA and attract VS models.

I did that last week after a week of prioritising MAFs as so 🙄🙄🙄.

But staying for the bitter end.

What’s ACGAS? Between this, BB and Masterchef I’m really hogging the Tv. (For a change -take THAT DH!)

My theory re Peggy remaining is she believes she's showcasing her 'virtuous' behaviour/nature to all those rich, eligible men who spend their time watching MAFS. Or, at least the family/friends of those men.

She believes she is what all rich, eligible men want - someone who will spend all day pampering herself and make herself 'available' for sex so long as his money continues to roll in for her to spend.

I particularly dislike her because even though some of the others are plastic too, they at least have something about them in terms of personality. She's a vacant lot and, I think, would be an embarrassment at dinner parties with educated / monied people. She gets away with it, mostly, on MAFS because the group are not the people with whom she imagines she should mingle .... they are, for the most part, simple everyday narcissists rather than educated/monied ones.

Would have loved to be a fly on the wall when she discovered the footage of her previous forays into TV have been circulating for weeks. 😂

What you mean it is not his stunning good look, superfluous intelligence and quick wit?

*faints

😂

@Sharpness19 All Creatures Great and Small, I can't believe you made me type it all out!

She probably needs to start investigating surrendered wives.

Sorry but thank you 😊

Oh God, yes!! That picture freaked me out 🤣

You're welcome @Sharpness

I thought they announced him as John Joe (or Jonjo) one time

Expert Mel said when they've allowed couples back previously those relationships flourished.
But earlier in the thread someone said something like only 3? Couples over all series have stayed together.

These experts are shit!