MAFSUK thread 8. Surprise Surprise. Only it isn’t. It is Only a Connection with a pair of New Faces. We’ve had The Chase. He looks Blankety Blank. It seems Pointless. One will give the other the Runaround. Then we’ll get a total wipeout.

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Girls’ girl returns with Geppetto’s boy.

Great.

🤣 best one yet

Now that you're here I remembered I meant to mention your When I think of all the money I wasted on those blotting paper sheets from Body Shop made me burst out laughing last night 😂

I really didn’t think I’d warm to Erica but I have. Mainly because she isn’t fannying around regarding the cock of a trunky pachyderm in the room.

Do I think she pokes at bears too? Aye. But I’m half wanting to ignore that for the stance she took last night.

Aye, her and Jordan might be on the preachy side but they are mostly right in what they are saying.

Folk are ‘doing Mafs wrong’ and it is spoiling it.

It isn’t fingered at first sight after all.

Another one loving the threads. I thought I was going to be on plus one tonight, but DP is now out, so I'll save taskmaster until we can both watch it and will be totally here for all your funnies.

SPOILERS ON THE MAIL ONLINE. STEER CLEAR OF THE MAIL ONLINE.

I would quite like cornSilk powder back.

Ella needs fuller’s earth.

It came in handy in the CS chamber. Set make up a treat overseas.

It is bound to sook up that shine.

I like Erica. I mean i don't think we'd get on in person at all, but the show needs her to call shit out. She's no Evelyn or Mel from Oz, but she speaks truth. S does Jordan. The men are totally bullying him, even when they agree, which is odd.

Ella's fan girls can fuck right off.

The thing I like about Erica, which I probably shouldn't but I do, is the way she can get a good dig into anyone in the most pleasant way that would make them look petty if they get snarky in return. It's a real skill 😂 I do think she's the best looking woman there so I agree with her about that as well 🤭

But why? Anyone who pays can have a blue tick. You don't get one for being a genuine celebrity, you still have to pay which means you can't tell which ones are real unless following before musk screwed it all up.

Justice for lizards!!!!

Thank you @QueSyrahSyrah

I’ve managed to swerve most.

I’ve saved the spoiler thread to read once it is done as I’m sure it is brilliant on there. I’ve posted on it once by accident and it took all my willpower not to skim it!

To create the vaginal canal, the surgeon uses a combination of the skin surrounding the existing penis along with the scrotal skin.

Mmm sexy. Enjoy JJ.

I don't think JJ is aware of that. And if they move in, Ella will need to take time out for dilation.

Aye Jane there is an art to it. 😆

Ella’s eyes were going full Linda Blair because their puffier mouth couldn’t form words quick enough.

I think there should now be a punishment for being a contestant on this tat rather than a reward of yet more airtime, insta followers or all the other guff.

I think this too. He spent a lot of time in LA where his "tastes" wouldn't have been so obvious to his nearest and dearest. I would be so pissed off if I was binned off for a he/she. What a bloody insult.

I got too distracted last night to point out that Adrienne also went against the fangirls about how "wonderful" Pete Burns is. I think she'll cave to the cuntcensus though because she did it in a less abrasive way than Erica but I would love to be proved wrong. She seems like a genuine person who can definitely see the unfairness of allowing two morally bankrupt skin bags onto the show.

And yet everyone is allowed an opinion on them? It was perfectly okay for Ella and Tash to comment on Erica's 'bad energy' after only knowing her for five minutes, but Erica wasn't allowed an opinion on anyone.

Bunch of hypocrites.

The producers have used Ella to create drama when they could have paired Ella with JJ from the beginning and spared poor Bianca the humiliation and heartache

This program inspired me to look it up and I discovered that a lot of men do indeed love it and say they would never go back. From what I learned a lot of the stuff women don’t like is involved, which explains why.

This program inspired me to look it up and I discovered that a lot of men do indeed love it and say they would never go back. From what I learned a lot of the stuff women don’t like is involved, which explains why.

So “JJ” is rich, or his family is. I can see why Ella might be after him. Money talks.

He will however be forever known as the guy who went with a fake , plastic trans woman. I’d imagine that will put other woman off him, when him and Ella split, which it will do.

He had a nice genuine wife which he didn’t want to know

This was in response to someone's post about Erica and Jordon not being allowed an opinion. I pressed 'reply' instead of 'quote'.

Well, it's quite literally a "fuck hole" isn't it? It has absolutely no other function, unlike every other orifice in our bodies. So I suppose some men might like that.

There’s no way JJ understands that level of detail. I bet he thinks you just grow a pretty vagina by taking hormones.