MAFSUK thread 8. Surprise Surprise. Only it isn’t. It is Only a Connection with a pair of New Faces. We’ve had The Chase. He looks Blankety Blank. It seems Pointless. One will give the other the Runaround. Then we’ll get a total wipeout.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Girls’ girl returns with Geppetto’s boy.

Great.

Who are they kidding?! Whitney & Matt(?) last year weren't exactly a fairytale success, were they! 🤦‍♀️

@dapsnotplimsolls sorry couldn't help but correct that glaring error! 🤣

I'm not surprised JJ is from a wealthy family - that probably explains how he was able to live in LA and attract pay for VS models.

You've said what I've always expected. I've seen a lot of trans women boasting that they'll steal all our husbands etc because they'll "do what your cis woman won't do" which I always assume to mean the back door....nope...if a bloke is that desperate to go in the wrong way then crack (literally) on mate. Wouldn't that be a bit disappointing for Ella having to carry on using the dilator cause the frankenvag isn't getting enough use <totes not the envy emoji in this case...

I can’t believe many straight men want to shag another man(by birth).

I've always wondered whether they're a bit more au fait with male paraphernalia which is probably an advantage for male partners. Not that I'm suggesting that women can't do a good job in that area.

I'll stop digging myself into a hole now...

Maybe it's more ... snug.

Sorry.

Yeah but if you’re straight, it’s still a bloke.

Cynical thought for the day……
JJ: hmm, I need to sell T-shirts. Who can I appeal to? I know! If the trans community love me I’ll not only get loadsa sales but woke creds too! Now, how to go about it……?

Edited to add: I can’t understand otherwise why he’d go for Ella, who sounds and looks (in many ways still) like a bloke. Or am I giving him too much credit, maybe he just thought “BOOBS!”.

They're expensive and not very impressive. Not that I had a nosey at the website or anything ...

I'll stop digging myself into a hole now...
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Ella's more than half way to the bride of Wildenstein. Or Sylvester Stallone's mum with a different hair dye.

Yeah, Jackie.

They're expensive and not very impressive
I thought you were talking about the fake fanny for a second there

Probably the least surprising thing I’ve heard all day 🤣

😎

I've had a look at the t-shirts, the logo is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too big for the t-shirt, rubbish, very much looks like a pet project probably designed to give him entrance to the US as a businessman or some such shite.

So we know it's coming, partner swap week. You know they'll do it. JJ and Ella shouldn't have to swap with anyone, already done it!

Def think they'll swap Tasha/Luke/Erica/Jordan!

Worst still the logos are at slightly different heights on each one. JJ might have noticed if he actually opened his eyes more than 3mm wide.

Where’s the fully dilated one?

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on new posts while eating ....

Sorry 😈

Maybe he should change the brand name to ‘Fully Congratulations’

Fully Connected?

Not the full shilling

I'm now picturing him trying to work that one out.