MAFSUK thread 8. Surprise Surprise. Only it isn’t. It is Only a Connection with a pair of New Faces. We’ve had The Chase. He looks Blankety Blank. It seems Pointless. One will give the other the Runaround. Then we’ll get a total wipeout.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Girls’ girl returns with Geppetto’s boy.

Great.

I keep thinking it's Sunday because it's a bank holiday here

Lucky you!

I’m half tempted to pretend, put on a BH film (railway children/steel magnolias/love actually or whatever) and skip walloping great lips, dramas and ta-taaaas.

I have a chiiiiiiiiiild lol

Love both those films lol comit ceremony be boring agree

I want to hear jj say what the sex was like with trans woman

Don’t mob me please natural curiosity and no it’s not like with normal woman

I say normal as I forget the word is it sis ? Or cis

No it's just woman @Sumthingsweet

no it's not.

Ella wasn't a woman at birth. All for inclusivity but not at the cost of diminishing.

I'm not talking about Ella

*it’s not like with normal woman

I say normal as I forget the word is it sis ? Or cis*

Bruce Forsyth territory.

apologies, i misunderstood

and i agree, its just woman

I wonder if the ixperts will dare ask? I bet they'll skate around it.

I am curious too. Presumably lots of lube needed.

I would posit the notion that the ixperts are unlikely to ask directly although they will maybe ask about intimacy, JJ will become mute again if they do and Ella will just smirk as their eyes spin round like a washing machine giving it the big 1400rpm.

As for JJ spilling the beans about the place he may have spilled his beans into?

Probably more chance of me posting my vital statistics and weight on the thread…

I predict Ella may act faux coy.
Or else super braggy about how they cant keep their hands off each other....
(Yawns.)

Don’t wanna know don’t wanna know

she wouldn't know what coy is. Watched a tik tok of her describing her reassignment surgery, wanting it tight etc. just very grim

All I can hear in my head is Michael from Alan Partridge…

And funnily enough, it lands on its wheels and it starts first time and they just drive away.

I think my gif might have been a bad choice

Being fancied seems the only way Ella measures her worth. Quite sad really.

I have a question, as I haven’t a clue about fillers. Will Ella’s lips ever return to any sort of normal size?

I knew a guy years ago who had had sex with a transwoman and the transwoman had not told him beforehand. He only realised when they were playfighting in bed the next morning and it became obvious by their strength.
He was pretty uncomfortable after the fact and he was a bit worried whetherd this meant he was now technically gay. Also didnt appreciate the deceit.

I had to think about that Jane Jeffer, but I get it!
Hilarious!!!

Jane 🤣

I might have to plan my snacks VERY carefully ...

No dips daps