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MAFSUK thread 8. Surprise Surprise. Only it isn’t. It is Only a Connection with a pair of New Faces. We’ve had The Chase. He looks Blankety Blank. It seems Pointless. One will give the other the Runaround. Then we’ll get a total wipeout.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/10/2023 22:02

Girls’ girl returns with Geppetto’s boy.

Great.

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Villagetoraiseachild · 30/10/2023 18:27

Toad in the hole?

43ontherocksporfavor · 30/10/2023 18:28

@Villagetoraiseachild 😂

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/10/2023 18:28

I’d be swerving plums.

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Newestname002 · 30/10/2023 18:30

JaneJeffer · 30/10/2023 18:11

I think my gif might have been a bad choice

Actually it was perfect! 😂

43ontherocksporfavor · 30/10/2023 18:39

I have actually had kofte in pita pockets for dinner. So glad I’ve eaten as this thread would have put me right off my garlic yoghurt sauce! 😩

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/10/2023 18:48

I had pulled pork 😬

43ontherocksporfavor · 30/10/2023 18:51

😂

Sunbird24 · 30/10/2023 19:10

MasterChef is on at 2100 again so I’m still not watching MAFS

Imamumgetmeoutofhere · 30/10/2023 19:24

@Villagetoraiseachild forgive my probably naivety here but how is that possible?

Surely it doesn't feel / look / smell / taste as a natural vulva / vagina? Reconstruction cannot surely be that realistic?

Or perhaps he wasn't close enough other than PIV to notice?

Sumthingsweet · 30/10/2023 20:02

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Sumthingsweet · 30/10/2023 20:03

That’s what I’m thinking … it’s just s hole created for poking lol

Sumthingsweet · 30/10/2023 20:06

I am not jk Rowling Judy giving my uncensored opinion

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/10/2023 20:06

Good luck keeping those posts open.

Sumthingsweet · 30/10/2023 20:06

And too many typos lol

Sumthingsweet · 30/10/2023 20:07

Don’t care why should i

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/10/2023 20:07

What's Judy got to do with it?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/10/2023 20:07

Ah sunbird,

I record a couple of things on a Monday at 2100 which lets me watch Mafs but not bbc1. Bugger. (Ancient machine). They don’t get repeated so they win.

Im not being funny but if I’m not mistaken The winner was on the second one? The one the lovely, lovely, LOVELY Monica was enthusing doe eyed over.

I love them Marcoose is saying bootahr now just like Monica 🥰

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Sumthingsweet · 30/10/2023 20:08

menapause they don’t go through that

Sumthingsweet · 30/10/2023 20:09

you know it’s a typo Dippy

Sumthingsweet · 30/10/2023 20:10

Sorry Dappy it’s my phone sorry

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/10/2023 20:10

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/10/2023 20:07

Ah sunbird,

I record a couple of things on a Monday at 2100 which lets me watch Mafs but not bbc1. Bugger. (Ancient machine). They don’t get repeated so they win.

Im not being funny but if I’m not mistaken The winner was on the second one? The one the lovely, lovely, LOVELY Monica was enthusing doe eyed over.

I love them Marcoose is saying bootahr now just like Monica 🥰

'bootahr' = beauty, booty??!!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/10/2023 20:12

Meet me in St Louis Jane?

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/10/2023 20:13

Butter daps 😆

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Sumthingsweet · 30/10/2023 20:16

Meet me at the Ball ..

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/10/2023 20:18

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/10/2023 20:13

Butter daps 😆

How very disappointing 😃

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